Re:Starting as a Ridiculously Broken Great Spirit

Chapter 1: Gods, Demons, Isekai, Genderbending- wait genderbending?!?!

Generic name #2560 P.O.V

???: Welcome, now let us begin with introductions.

Hmm Hmm, I see. A voice, me most definitely dying, and me being confused, yup I can see where this is heading right about now. Looking around too, it is the classic white space, but the God(?) in front of me appears to have taken the giant mass of glowing stuff approach, how interesting, oh wait, I am a smaller mass of glowy stuff too it seems.

???: While you are correct in your assumptions, I would rather have you at least speak out loud and introduce yourself even if I can simply look directly into your mind. Also, I would ask you please be not so disappointed in my appearances lacking your so called "badonkers" and "thicc thighs".

Ah, I suppose I should respond back out loud for this one, I would rather not disrespect who I can only assume from my conclusions to be a God of some kind. But also hearing those words come out of a supposed God's mouth is eerily unsettling, like hearing your great-grandparents speak in modern day slang.

Me: My name is Generic name #2560, nice to meet you...?

???: Ah my apologies, despite my previous comment I seem to have forgotten you do not possess the astounding abilities I wield, you may refer to me as Authoritas.

Me: I feel like there is something about that name... like its just adding nonsense to the end of something obvious to make it sound cool, but nonetheless it is a rather unique and powerful sounding name.

Authoritas: I would rather not have my name be scrutinized, but I appreciate the praise, and your name is... certainly there.

Hey! I know its lame but isn't that a bit much?

Authoritas: Apologies, however we have yet to move onto the main topic of this discussion, your death.

Ah yeah, almost forgot about the agonizing experience before I died, who knew conversing with a most likely all-powerful being that is surprisingly nice after being brutalized would be so great.

Authoritas: Well about that, you were supposed to die on that day, the means are not exact or absolute, but your death was fated. But I can assure you it was at least meant to be swift and a one time thing. But due to your sheer tenacity and absurd luckiness, you managed to stave off multiple fated deaths and prolonged your suffering, so we had to resort to a both a divine meteor and divine machine directly interfering.

Wait wait, hold up a minute. SO I AM LUCKY! But so much so that I wasn't even able to die peacefully cause I kept warding off death, I am literally suffering from success here. But hey at least I can say I am about as hard to kill as a cockroach or something... and hold up I know the divine meteor, but divine machine? wait a minute... HAH! I KNEW THAT DAMN TRUCK WAS SUPERNATURAL!

Me: So, I know you said my guess was mostly correct, but what exactly is gonna happen here?

Authoritas: Due to our lacking ability to provide you a suitable death, and a recent suggestion from one of my peers, we shall provide you something often fantasized by those of your race, a blessed reincarnation! Rejoice!

*crickets chirping*

How are there crickets here??? No, I have more important things right now, like the manifestation of my desires appearing right in front of me!

Me: What exactly does a blessed reincarnation entail?

Authoritas: Ah of course, such details are important after all. The Heavens themselves shall grant you extraordinary abilities, and you shall retain all of your current knowledge, you also are entitled to being reborn in a world that can only be found in your human fantasies.