Re:Starting as a Ridiculously Broken Great Spirit

Chapter 12: Is this a damn drama?!

Ok, so now that I've got all of the mansion business done, I have at least anywhere from a few weeks to a month until the royal selection starts since there is a time skip during that time in which Subaru just works at the mansion I guess. Don't want to stay there though since I was already starting to get homesick, all Emilia does is work, Roswaal just comes in for the occasional report or when I request him to get something, Rem is being a simp for Subaru now, Ram is busy teaching Subaru since he didn't get multiple loops to learn the language and history of the world. So it's just a bunch of people being busy with their life and doing productive things, how annoying. Plus he doesn't die during that time so no reason to stay there if it's just the average underpaid janitor lifestyle of Natsuki Subaru. Although I say this I am really just justifying the fact that I am already home instead of trying to help the main cast more, but I doubt they need it, I already did help, so in fact they should be grateful! I mean they actually were considering I got some gifts from the village as thanks along with everyone else, Roswaal even gave me a few mana crystals! Not that I need them, and I am sure it was more of a peace offering than out of the kindness of his heart, but hell, these things sure do sell well. So he has his uses as my magical margrave slave. So... why am I just internally monologuing? Well the truth is Felt used me as a distraction against Reiny, and I am now paralyzed.

Sure. Sure. I could just instant fix myself, but where is the fun of reversing every action into oblivion? What do you mean I've done that a lot of times only when it's convenient? It didn't happen. It was reversed into oblivion. Not that there was anything to be reversed in the first place since I didn't make any mistakes at all. Also because I want to be pampered, hehe! Now then though, what to do while waiting? Oh yeah! I haven't encountered Reiny's father yet since he is currently getting wasted in a different mansion than the one we have been staying at, because he wouldn't react well at all to either me, Felt, Reiny, or basically anyone, so that's why. Thinking about it, we sure do have a lot of mansions... not that I'm complaining though. But I do have to unfortunately head out there at some point, since I do have some things I have set out to do while waiting for the royal selection to start. What is it? Well it's quite obvious considering I was just speaking about my future in-laws. I am gonna go cure Reiny's mother! That should also appease that drunken swordsmen father asshole into forcibly accepting me. Even if he didn't for some odd reason despite saving his comatose wife, I am sure said grateful wife and Reiny going yandere mode would be more than enough convincing. 

Time for breakfast though, I'm getting hungry. I'm a spirit though, so that's odd? Wait, did becoming a mix of an oni and dragon affect me? I should check considering I cut my arm off before the whole transformations for the both of them so I wouldn't know. So just a little scratch- wait... I can't move at all... I'll check later then! Oh! But that would also explain how I didn't have to use my powers to have all the biological functions needed for the y'know what, and also why I am so exhausted. So I guess the blood test is just for extra confirmation. I guess I could also reverse it if I really needed to for some reason by archiving the books containing [Divine Dragon] and [Incarnation of the Oni God]. So now I've got my whole itinerary planned out! Firstly, I eat. Secondly, I cut myself. Then we go to cure my future mother in law. Then... something! Maybe find some witch cultists? Mabeasts? An Archbishop? I don't know...

Oh yeah! I think I already found that something, I have to raise a child! Ughh, actually multiple of them, maybe taking in so many was a bad idea now that I can feel physical and mental fatigue. My stamina is almost endless though, it's just that Reiny's is apparently actually endless given last night. So I think I can handle it, hopefully. But to put a hold off before I shout out for Reiny that I'm awake and to come help me, how am I gonna cure Louanna? That's Reiny's mom by the way. Hmm... a full potion won't work considering they have been out for awhile and I am sure they tried it during that time. My powers would work but that's boring and I'm not sure how specific I need to be in curing her with them, do I call it a sickness or a curse when I input it? Actually that could be solved really easily with Greed, so the main reason is it's boring. Oh! I got it! I'll rip my heart out and scare everyone! Since if you didn't know, the blood from the last heartbeat of the Divine Dragon can cure anything, so I finally got it! Fine, I just really want to see what everyone's reaction is, although I do feel a bit bad for scaring Reiny like that, I'm gonna survive in the end, so it's fine! Anyways..