Re:Starting as a Ridiculously Broken Great Spirit

Side story 1: A "little" vacation

A/N: You can decide whether consider this as canon or not, also for all you horny feckers I finally put a lemon... might have to add mature real soon, also don't go expecting 11000 word chapters like last chapter as the norm, my fingers are turning into dust from that, so it's probably sticking in the 4000-6000 word range unless I go overboard so yeah sorry but they are gonna be short in comparison.  Also yeah since there are some ahem sus scenes in this side story I am obliged to say shoo shoo children, but then again I know there are some little rats in there... and this chapter is also more crack filled than the main story so yeah. Don't expect lemons as the norm either! I am not turning this into Raitia yuri segs adventure! Never! So don't ask! Unlike you I don't read smut during breakfast so I had to go out of my way to actually research for this! Sorry for not advancing the plot too. Anyways bye bye go read it now and comment vote yeah yeet-

Also as for the nicknames for the 2 current love interests vote to keep them or suggest any better ones:

Adelheid/Reinhard: Reiny

Zarestia: Zesty/Zesti/Idk can't use Tia because Raitia took it

DISCLAIMER: 18+ SCENE AHEAD BOZOS DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YA ENOUGH

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Raitia P.O.V

Ok... so basically I am currently dating, or as they put it in old fantasy terms I have been courting Reinhard for nearly 2 months now. But hmm... we've visited nearly all of Lugnica on our dates and we can't go visit any other countries because of that stupid law without starting a war on my front lawn... what to do... what to do... ah! I got it! If we can't travel outside the country, who said anything about travelling to an entirely different universe! This loophole is totally not something only I could do and thus the Sage Council would have never thought of it, they are just stupid, how dare they not take into account near god-like beings taking their significant others to different universes for fun. Seriously! How irresponsible! Oh yeah while I could just forcibly travel to the other countries and wipe out all the kingdoms and Lugnica with a flick of my wrist for daring to bother me, apparently that's "breaking the law" and "mass genocide" as well as "inhumane and cruel", tch, morals and whatever nonsense always getting in the way. 

But I wonder which world or technically universe I am gonna go to... maybe another fictional one? Or maybe my original one? Hmm... I guess I'll go for my original world. Why? Well it's simple really, any other fictional world might be fun, but depending on which one it's basically modern earth with monsters that want to kill everyone, or fantasy worlds with other god-like beings that I would have to deal with, how annoying, I'm not going there for some kind of murder date, although that does kinda sound like a fun idea for the future, but I don't think Reiny would be so agreeable to something like that. Oh yeah and maybe I'll introduce her to my family, but I'm not sure how that would even work so that's a big maybe. As with any slice of life or romance anime worlds are basically the same as my original one, but with a main cast that's all lovey dovey, and I'm going there for my romance moments, not theirs, so screw off! I'll probably try those ones out when I'm bored or I've solved this world's problems already since I've gotten attached to it and all. So anyways, time to go!

Finally arriving at Reiny's door I knock. Why are we staying in different rooms you may ask? Well... the bed may or may not have broke? Don't ask why. Anyways! Can this sleepy head wake up already! For being a knight and having countless blessings she sure is hard to wake up! Not like I can say much considering I slept through an attempted assault by the Witch Cult on one of my cults- I mean completely family friendly club, only waking up because I was shot at with a fireball... safe to say that the witch cultists responsible were killed with extreme prejudice afterwards. Oh! I hear shuffling, finally.