Chapter 11: Roswaal who?

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Raitia P.O.V

Now that I am finally here... do I just waltz in or teleport there? I didn't inform anyone of my arrival and I might get smacked down on the spot for being an "intruder" or something. I mean the only real security they have here are the maids, and I doubt they can do anything so I guess it's fine, plus I think it's even more suspicious to just teleport inside Subaru's room then just go in the front entrance like y'know, every normal person? Not that I am one but I am sure everyone inside the mansion is more used to that then people just appearing inside out of nowhere. So walking in normally it is! Hmm... but are there any interesting powers to borrow permanently and without the permission of the original owners? I guess- wait, why the hell did I think of fulfilling Ram's incarnation of the Oni God, when I could become it instead! Screw having someone else become that powerful, let's make myself more broken for no reason other than to have more methods to flex on people! It should also solve my lacking base physical strength, since despite being a Great Spirit, I don't have the massive sizes of the others so my normal physical strength without enhancements, Wrath's berserk mode, or the like is similar to Beatrice, but still better by a decent amount since I am taller and stuff. Also wait a bit... I sure hope the oni horns aren't sensitive otherwise Reiny is gonna have something else to attack... oh no... or am I finally going to reclaim victory due to the physical boost!? Oh! I am finally at the front gate! Let's put any issues concerning extra body parts for later!

Raitia: Hello? Hello! Any oni maids there?!

Ram: Honored guest, this humble maid, Ram is here.

Uwaah! Where did she come from?! Don't expect me to pull presence detecting bullshit, I mean I can but it would be annoying to have up all the time. I do also need to give them a tiny bit of a chance against me y'know? Not like it makes much of a difference in the end though. Anyways... are those potatoes she is holding? Must have just gotten back from shopping though since they aren't her specialty steamed ones yet. Not to mention she isn't roasting me, how odd? Actually I don't think she would considering I am not some random nobody from nowhere with scary eyes acting like a DxD character, yes I am talking about Subaru, I seriously forgot how weird he was in the beginning. Just get traumatized already damnit!

Raitia: Hello, I'm Raitia, you must be Ram then. Do you mind taking me to my idiotic contractor? Has scary eyes, black hair, weird clothes, violates any women in his weird fantasies about maid costumes and silver or white hair. I am sure someone comes to your mind with that description?

Ram: Oh, you must be talking about the Barusu then, the violator is currently forcing lady Emilia to partake in some kind of embarrassing morning ritual. Most likely to conduct horrible deeds and fulfill his dark fantasies of all the poor maidens in this mansion. Did her eyes just glint green for a bit? Must be my imagination, no, Barusu must have placed some weird curse on me when he said 'Moe'.

Raitia: Yup, that sure sounds like him. Thanks Ram! Also does he even know about the nickname you thought up for him yet?

Ram: It is no problem honored guest, I hope you can deal with that man without being violated like I have, I deeply pray for your safety. As for the nickname, he is currently unaware of his roach status in my mind, but he will know soon enough. Goodbye.

With that I walk through the front gate that Ram opened up for me. That also sure was Ram alright, truly a wonderful teacher of bullying Subaru. Now then, before I make fun of- I mean graciously help Subaru in his endeavor's of being the world's worst butler, I have to sort out all the powers I copied along the way here. Sure I could copy anime powers from my memories due to the upgrade, but I want to keep it strictly Re:Zero, since even this is more overkill than I already am. So... Grand Archive! 

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