Chapter 14: "How slothful!!!" vs. "Die meatbag!!!"

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Raitia P.O.V

Marcos: Then royal selection candidates, please come forth!

So first up is the bitch. Saying her bullshit like grovel at my feet and all your problems will be fixed, seriously, how thoroughly annoying, maybe I should assign some assassins to her later, a plus of being a crime lord. Though I do feel a bit bad for Al in that case, but it's just the unfortunate cons of working as Priscilla's knight. Next up was Crusch, saying she is going to cut off the covenant with the dragon and stuff since it belongs to the people. On paper, sounds cool and noble, in practice though, you are essentially taking away the main benefit of the DRAGON kingdom of Lugnica. Anastasia, just like me, likes money, and she made that very clear in her proposition with how greedy she is. I like her dedication to the money making grind, but it's not good for a ruler of a kingdom sadly. Then came Emilia, saying she was gonna end racism across the land, such a noble but impossible goal. Now it's Felt's turn, go!

Marcos: Finally, Lady Felt and her attendants, knight Adelheid van Astrea, as well as her fiancée and the Great Spirit of Yang, Lady Raitia.

The Great Spirit part definitely earned some points and gasps, as well as mumbling from practically everyone there, just wait until they learn I am also a divine dragon now, hehe, maybe that alone will bag the win for us.

Felt: Hang on! Don't get the wrong idea! I never said I'd be the next ruler! Who'd want to be in a royal selection?!

Marcos; Are you saying you withdraw from the royal selection?

Felt: Damn right I am!

Noble shithead: This is a joke! I've-

Raitia: Hey. When did I ask for your useless opinion? Huh? Want to say that shit again?

I think yandere Reiny's aura rubbed off on me at some point, but it sure does work at scaring people! Considering he now also knows just who exactly I am, I think he even peed himself a little, how pathetic! So I don't think we'll be hearing from him for awhile. I'll make sure of it.

Adelheid: P-please just hold yourself back for a bit longer Tia, I'll make your favorite food later, so please, do forgive me for not being able to do better as well.

Raitia: I'm fine Reiny... totally fine...

Bordeaux: H-he's right. The Astrea family offers a gutter rat to rule us, while Margrave Mathers endorses a half devil? Utter foolishness!

I don't think that guy is important anyways. I'm sure if his bowels just so happened to leave his body, no one would mind, right?

Roswaal: It's not at all niice to call a half elf a "haaalf-devil." I alsoooo do believeeee calling a candidaaaate a gutter raaaat is not appreciated by the Astreaaaa family either.

Roswaal... who knew you were such a great student! I'll make sure to give you an Echidna body pillow later for your efforts!

Bordeaux: That silver haired half devil matches the appearance of the Witch of Envy as it has been described for generations! Why do you not realize even allowing her in the throne room is dreadful?! Filthy woman!

Oh, it seems Subaru has finally seen enough of this shit as well, at first I was berating him, but these "people" here have genuinely incurred my wrath. Anyways, Roswaal, please stop with that smile though, you are really gonna blow our cover. I have calmed down though, while it may seem cruel, they are currently targeting Emilia, and not Felt, so I've gotten some time to cool off, but for Subaru however...

Subaru: ENOUGH OF THIS CRAP!!!

Emilia: Subaru, it's all right! Stop this!

Subaru: I will not stop! You people are full of crap! Apologize to Emilia!

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