Malay Natin: Siguro Tayo

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[iMessage]

Sir Mikenzo

June 18, 5:17 p.m.

Nika
Where pala yun?
And kelan?

Mikenzo
It's in Bacolod.
Next week, Friday.

Nika
Hala bacolod pa
Ang layo

Mikenzo
I'll cover your expenses.
You don't have to worry about it.

Nika
Eto na naman tayo
Ser alam kong mayaman ka
Pero nakakahiya keri ko na yun
Ako nga yung bumabawi dito eh

Mikenzo
So does that mean you're going with me?

Nika
Oo kaya nga ako nagtatanong

Mikenzo
All right.
Thank you!

Nika
Also anong type ng wedding to?

Mikenzo
It's a beach wedding.

Nika
Motif?

Mikenzo
Rosegold.

Nika
Ohh oki sige

Mikenzo
Do you already have a rosegold dress?

Nika
Ay bakit mo tinatanong?

Mikenzo
I just want to know if you still have to buy a dress.

Nika
Ahh hahaha oo e
Wala akong dress na pwede pang wedding
Lahat to pang walwal 🥲

Mikenzo
Can I at least pay for your dress?

Nika
HINDI
BAWAL
AKO MAGSUSUOT NUN
KAYA AKO MAGBABAYAD NUN

Mikenzo
All right.

Nika
Okay, may kelangan pa ba ako malaman?

Mikenzo
We already have a place to stay.
The couple arranged for our accommodation.

Nika
Ohh okei

Mikenzo
But the catch is, we're going to stay in one villa.

Nika
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mikenzo
Would that be okay with you?

Nika
Uhm... pwedeng sa iba ako?

Mikenzo
There's a second catch.

Nika
Ano yun?

Mikenzo
I'd like for them to think we're together.

Nika
SER
ANO BA

Mikenzo
You can still change your mind.

Nika
SANDALE HAHAHA
GRABE SANA KANINA MO PA SINABI YAN
PARA ISAHANG GULAT NA LANG
NKKLK KA SO MUCH

Mikenzo
Nkklk?

Nika
Nkklk = nakakaloka
Mas cute yung nkklk eh

Mikenzo
Oh. I see.
Just tell me if you're still agreeing or not.

Nika
Safe naman akong natulog sa hotel kanina.
One piece pa rin naman akong umuwi samin
Sana nga lang di kita nasipa kagabi makulit ako
matulog eh

Mikenzo
I didn't sleep in your suite.
Umuwi ako kagabi.

Nika
Ohhhh
OKAY OKAY
AKALA KO EH HAHAHAHA
SORRY

Mikenzo
I'll sleep on the floor.

Nika
Ngi
Sure ka?
Iisa lang din ba kama don?

Mikenzo
I'm not sure.

Nika
Grabi 🥲
Tingnan na lang siguro natin once nandun na
Nakakahiya namang patulugin ka sa sahig

Mikenzo
It's okay.

Nika
Pero bakit ako magpapanggap na jowa mo?
Revenge dress ba kelangan ko suotin?
Sabihin mo na agad ser pala alam ko
kung anong dress hahanapin ko

Mikenzo
No questions asked please.

Nika
Ay ang damot naman neto
Mag ooffer na nga sana ako na i can be anything you need
Yaw mo ba nun? Para mas believable 👀

Mikenzo
Hahahahaha

Nika
Ala
Wow

Mikenzo
Why?

Nika
First time yun

Mikenzo
Firs time?

Nika
First time na may reaction sa reply mo kahit
para kang automated email kung sumagot

Mikenzo
Am I?

Nika
Luh
Wala pa bang nakakapagsabi sayo?

Mikenzo
None yet.

Nika
Pwes ayan
Sinasabi ko na
Pero anyway, standing yung offer ko para sulit
yung pambawi ko sayo. Sabihin mo lang ano kelangan
ko gawin that day. Cooperative ako promise
Tanungin mo pa mga groupmates ko eh hehe

Mikenzo
Can you call me Kenzo at the wedding?
Nobody calls me Mikenzo.
And my girlfriend shouldn't address me as "ser" either.

Nika
Ohh oki oki hehe
Noted

Mikenzo
Can I also have your full name?
So I could give it to the bride.
Hinihingi niya kasi name ng plus one ko.

Nika
Ahh shore
Nastia Kahlila Quijano
Nika for short

Mikenzo
Okay.
Thank you for agreeing, Nika.
This means a lot to me.

Nika
Luh
Wala yun
Saka sabi ko nga bumabawi ako
Ito na yun hehe

Mikenzo
All right.
Anyway, I have to go.
Don't hesitate to message me if you need
anything else at all.

Nika
Para kang walking email
HAHAHAHAHA
Pero sigi
Gumora ka na ser
Baka mahuli ka pa dyan sa gagawin mo

[Twitter]

Kenzo @mikenzonikolai
Do I really sound like an auto-generated email? 🤔
| Samuel @samignacio replied:
Hahahaha sino nagsabi sayo niyan?
| Kenzo @mikenzonikolai replied:
Miss red dress.
| Samuel @samignacio replied:
Ay oh? 😮 pakisabi kay miss red dress na tama siya