(video not by me)
Murderer: Any last words?
Amy: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.
Silver: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Blaze: >:O language
Whisper: Yeah watch your fucking language
Tangle: OKAY WHO TAUGHT WHISPER THE FUCK WORD?
Surge: 'The fuck word'.
Kit: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Whisper: Oh my god they censored it
Surge: Say fuck, Kit.
Whisper: Do it, Kit. Say fuck.
(I screwed up the generator by accident, but the fact that it says 'and knuckles' just fucking kills me.)
* and Knuckles enter a dive bar*
: Look, I know you're disappointed but could we at least have a drink.
Knuckles, in a scuba diving suit: I would like leave, please.
Silver: Blaze... How do I begin to explain Blaze?
Whisper: Blaze is flawless.
Tangle: I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.
Belle: I hear she does car commercials... in Japan.
Marine: One time she punched me in the face... it was awesome.
Amy: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone's cheeks, look into their eyes...
Amy: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.
Rouge: ...That took an unexpected turn.
Amy: So did their neck.
Silver: We need to distract these guys
Blaze: Leave it to me
Blaze: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Whisper, Tangle, and Belle: *Immediately begin arguing*
Marine, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.
Rouge: They say that the most valuable things cost nothing.
Amy: They also say that being cheap is an annoying trait, so don't overuse that excuse.
Knuckles: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like-
Knuckles, to Belle: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.
Blaze, to Marine: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.
Tails: There are two types of people.
