chili dogs

34 0 0
                                    

Silver: My life isn't as glamourous as my wanted poster makes it look.


Knuckles: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- (translation: I'M SORRY)

Tails: What's that?

Knuckles: Remorse code.

Tails: I'm even angrier now.


Rouge, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?

Amy: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*

Amy:

Amy: It's perfume.


Tails: Sonic, how do you feel about lifting heavy things?

Sonic: My doctor just said I should avoid—

Tails: Being a wuss? I agree.

Sonic: Hey, do you know the password to Knuckles's computer?

Tails: Fuck you, Sonic.

Sonic: Hey!!

Tails: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouSonic".

Sonic: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.


Belle: You're mean!

Silver: You're meaner!

Belle: Yeah, well, you're ugly too!

Silver: You're uglier!

Belle: You're a dumbass!

Silver: You're a dumberass!

Belle: You think "dumberass" is a good insult!


Tangle: Astrology is fun because i can pretend that all of my behaviors are just a result of being a Gemini and not symptoms of mental illness.

Shadow: Being a Gemini is a mental illness. That's not hate it's just a fact.


Tails: If I had a face like yours, I'd put it on a wall and throw a brick at it.

Whisper: If I had a face like YOURS, I'd put it on a brick and throw a wall at it.


Tails: *on the phone* Hey Blaze, do you know my blood type?

Blaze: Of course, it's B-.

Tails: Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, nurse-!

Sonic incorrect quotes and shitWhere stories live. Discover now