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(art not by me)

Blaze, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Rouge: Hey.

Knuckles: Hi.

Surge: Hello.

Silver: Hey!

Blaze: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Shadow: We were out of Doritos.


Kit: You're giving me a sticker?

Whisper: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying "me-wow!"

Kit: I'm not a preschooler.

Whisper: Fine, I'll take it back-

Kit: I earned this, back off!


Shadow: You're a lying piece of shit!

Surge: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Tangle: I'm leaving and I'm taking Whisper with me!

Rouge, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.


Whisper: Do you know a turtles only weakness?

Amy: No... well, their slowness.

Whisper: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.

Whisper: Now I have a plan.

Whisper: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.


Tails: I want a trip down memory lane.

Belle: *proceeds to grab every warrior cats book they have and sets them in Tails's lap*

Belle: I heard you needed these?

Tails: YES! ALL OF THEM!


Blaze: Yesterday, I overheard Silver saying "Are you sure this is a good idea?" and Rouge replying "Trust me," and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.


Knuckles: *dies*

Marine: Timer starts now! When are they coming back? I say two months!

Sonic: Bullshit. One month.

Tails: Nah, half a month.

Silver, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? KNUCKLES JUST DIED!

Belle, scratching chin in thought: One week.


Whisper: No, I don't want to talk about physics! I don't know anything about the laws of physics because they are hard and boring. I simply would like them to behave in a way that is most convenient to ME and MY LIFE! Is that really asking too much?

Kit: Yes, as a matter of fact, it is!

Whisper: Well, guess what? Science is stupid bullshit!!

Kit: You take that back!!!

Whisper: No. Magic is awesome. Science blows. The end.


Surge: I'm not mean. Name one mean thing I've ever done.

Shadow: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren't real.

Surge: They're not.

Shadow: Haha, very funny.

Surge: I'm serious. Didn't you hear?

Shadow: No... what happened?

Surge: ...Why would you fall for this again-


Rouge: Why are you drinking?

Whisper: I drink when I'm depressed.

Rouge: But you're always drinking?

Whisper: *smug grin*


Shadow: We need a plan to beat them.

Whisper: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.

Shadow:

Whisper: Judge me all you want, I get results.

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