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YALL IM SO SORRY I'VE BEEN SO INACTIVE, I HAVE SCHOOL AND MY PARENTS HAS BEEN MORE STRICTER ☹️💔
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Satoshi: Did you hear about the chef that died?

Go: no

Satoshi: he pasta away

Go: I hope you pasta away
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Hikari: Hey

Hikari: you're my best friend

Hikari: I love you.

Koharu: hey

Koharu: you're my best friend too

Koharu: I love u too.

Hikari: Gay

Koharu: you fuckinf ruined it

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Koharu: I don't know man

Koharu: does he make ur heart beat faster?

Go: I have anxiety dude everything makes my heart beat faster

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Satoshi: what happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

Koharu: I have no hecking clue

Satoshi: you get salmonella

Satoshi: hahahahaha

Koharu: We're not friends anymore.
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Go: Hey.

Koharu: Hey?

Go: I can't sleep

Koharu: I can. Goodnight.

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Satoshi: *shows paper clips intertwined*

Hikari: wtf

Satoshi: that's us, we are paper clips supporting each other

Hikari: oh okay

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Kibana: I want to fuckjng die

Leon: Language!

Kibana: heckity heck, I crave death

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Kibana: how's life baby gorilla

Kibana: I mean babygirl

Kibana: wtf

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