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3 - too much chaos for one to handle

I sigh and put my arms behind my head, resting my hands on my neck as I full of boredom walk through an familiar alleyway.

'Man this city fucking sucks, nothing interesting ever happens and worst of all there's so many nice pricks here, where's all the fucking action ?'

Lowering my arms I pat my right pocket and afterwards my left pocket.

'Gun, check, phone check, wallet... check.'

???: "Run your pockets bitch boy."

Smiling I turn around to look at who said that.

Y/n: "Or what ?"

In front of me was a trio, all wearing masks, one seemed to have a bat in his hands and the other two were holding knifes.

???: "Or else we beat the shit out of you and take everythin' by force."

I clap and laugh at their remark.

Y/n: "Wow look at you taking charge !"

Y/n: "Aren't you just a cute little puppy !"

'Pretty sure the guy in the middle, who I'll just refer to as the "leader" is gritting his teeth right about now lol.'

Leader: "SO YOU REALLY WANNA DIE THAT BAD HUH BRAT !?"

I smile and hold out my hand, mocking him into charging straight at me.

Y/n: "Well, honestly the whole fun of this would be gone if you were to go on me three on one !"

Y/n: "So I'd hate to make it unfair, so why don't we drop the weapons and you know... have a fist fight, one on one, just you and me ?"

The leader chuckles as he forcefully pushes the bat into one of his grunts, pulling up his sleeves.

Leader: "Sounds fun, I hope you don't mind I'll be bangin' your lover after we're done here."

Y/n: "Well, I don't have a lover, but man you really do seem desperate enough to date the first best girl that shows the mildest of interests for you..."

Y/n: "Or maybe you're more of a scumbag then I thought ?"

My smile fades as I sigh, watching him approach me.

Y/n: "Well then let's get thi-"

???: "Man ya hoomans or whatta fack they call you really talk too much..."

The three of them, look around, as I stare at the leader.

Leader: "Who the fuck said that !?"

???: "Well ya know... just me !"

Curious I look behind me, only seeing a fence blocking off the path to another street.

Grunt: "WAIT NO LET ME G-"

There's a loud thud as I turn around only to see a pool of blood coming from where the grunts where, as far as I can tell one of them had their head smashed into the wall and the other has their neck twisted.

Y/n: "Jeez, someone is working hard huh ?"

???: "Ya betcha human... boy person, thing !"

As I look straight ahead I see what seems to be a girl with rat standing behind the leader, proceeding to hit him with an unnatural force that slams him into the ground leaving a crack in the concrete floor.

???: "Man, y'all break so easily..."

She looks straight at me, with something in her eyes that I would call... pure bloodlust