Transference || TVD

006.5

•exhaustion•

Putting the rings back on my hand, I dropped the gloves into my lap. God... I'm just exhausted.

And the one person I'm even in this house to be around, isn't here. So I'm the only chick, having to deal with four childish men. Because they can't bother their mother. She'd just yell at them.

What would they even do about it? Kill her? It didn't work the first time.

"Why do you wear that cross?" Opening my eyes, I looked up as Kol sat down in one of the armchairs.

I-

Closing my eyes, I sighed as I pinched the bridge of my nose. "You should go to a neurologist, so I can figure out just how many stray dents in your head, it is you have." The meaning seemed to be lost on him. But it wasn't on Klaus.

And he recognized how funny it was. "She's asking how many times it was that mother dropped you when you were an infant." Klaus sounded like he was having the time of his life. He was laughing AS he explained it.

If I was kol that would just fucking hurt. Laughing AS HE SAYS IT? It's like he's saying Kol was dropped many, many times. Which, is hilarious in and of itself.

Crossing my arms, I opened my eyes to look at him. "Well, clearly, I'm wearing my college tuition around my neck as a fashion statement. I mean, would you ask Klaus why he does something, if the answer is so clearly... That you guys are... Just about all megalomaniacs." I think the person who laughed this time was Finn.

But I KNOW the momma's boy isn't laughing. Because that would be opening himself up for insults. "Why don't you insult Finn? When he's so clearly self righteous!"

Okay this is an interesting topic. Sitting up straight, I tried to think off a way to say this. "Well, I know I'll be going to hell. But something inside me thinks that if I call someone a momma's boy, within their mothers ear shot, that I'll end up one level deeper." Finally. People see how funny I am.

Everyone, except Finn of course, laughed at least a little. Cause... It's funny.

Also, Esther could probably flick her wrist and send me flying so far I die in Germany. So...

Feeling my phone buzz, I took it out. Unlocking it, I opened messages

For what felt like a solid minute, I just stared at my phone. Sighing, I went to say something but I'm... At a loss for words. Why? Just... Why?

"Did something happen-" "Yeah I got to burn this fucking phone now." As I replied to Elijah, I turned off my phone and threw it to the other side of the couch.

Burn Stefan too while I'm at it.

Anyone angry? Know a guy you could all hit.

Grabbing my phone, I opened it again to text him back. Taking a moment to think, I finally decided on what to say.

"If any of you see Stefan just remind him that he and Damon fuck the same women so much they're basically swapping STD's. Because he deserves to be tormented by that image." Sending the text to Stefan, I opened my messages to Damon.

"And uh... Call Damon a manwhore." This is how I know their childish, because Klaus and Kol are laughing.

I.. Why does Stefan think I would ever want to know that? I don't. No one does. "What could he have possibly said?"

Turning around to look at Finn, I took a deep breath. You know what, he asked so...

Standing up, I reopened mine and Stefan's texts. Walking over to Finn, I handed him my phone. Almost immediately he gave it back. "You could have warned me. I do not want that image in my head-" "Yeah... Neither do I."

Turning off my phone, I slid it into my pocket as I walked back over to the couch. "Well, now you must tell us what it is-" "Niklaus... Truly, you do not want her to." Sitting back down, Finn's warning made me chuckle.

"It's nothing we haven't heard before, just say it. Unless you're afrai-" "Shh...." Elijah tried to stop Kol.

But 'twas too late.

Tilting my head slightly, I nodded to Kol. "Antoinette, I beg of you, please do not-" "No, no. It's what the people want Finn. Let me just make sure I get the wording right." Pulling out my phone, I smiled to myself as I pulled up the text.

Suddenly my night is so much better.

Trying not to laugh, I got ready to read it out. "Tony, I just wanted to let you know there's a very large hole in the wall between your room and Damon's. From what I heard, I guess..." Closing my eyes, I tried desperately not to laugh.

"I guess... Oh you guys are going to hate this so much." Taking a deep breath, I tried to just breathe through the urge to laugh. "From what I heard, I guess... While Damon and Rebekah were... I'll censor this for you, umm... While Damon and Rebekah were.. intimate, per se, they crashed through the wall-" "Good Lord." Yeah Elijah you probably should've left. "And, as Rebekah said, in the process of leaving your room, Damon broke two of your lamps and Rebekah broke the blinds on your windows- now, see that's the part I'm most mad about because they were very expensive wooden blinds- but she said she would replace it all, and buy decorations for your room, because she finds it disturbing that the only things on your desk are jewelry boxes, and a potted cactus. This next part is written by her. Nik, Elijah, Kol, and Finn.... Since you're most definitely hearing or reading this, go to hell. And yeah, that's the message."

Turning off my phone, I looked up to Kol with a smile. He.... Looked like he really hated his existence

"Nik, where do you keep the daggers I think I would like to stab myself." Dramatic. But... Warranted.

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This is a chapter just for me this is just crack it.... The books already shitty, this can't worsen it any.