The Breakfast Club (John Bender X OC)

Chapter 4: Lo-vers

Mindy POV: 

Bender and I continue having a staring contest when a giggly Brian pulls my hair again and I of course let out another purposeful silent moan. Bender Glares at Brian's hands again before eventually turning away and crumples up his essay paper. He throws it at Claire. It misses and goes over Claire's head. Andrew and Claire acknowledge it but continue to ignore Bender.

Bender doesn't take that well so he starts singing loudly, "Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah...nah, nah, nah..."

"I can't believe this is really happening to me..." Claire said to herself.

Bender stops singing abruptly and says, "Oh, shit! What're we s'posed to do if we hafta take a piss?"

I raise an unimpressed brow when Bender glances at me while Claire looks disgusted and says, "Please..."

Bender ignores her and says, "If you gotta go..." we suddenly hear Bender unzip his fly as he says, "You gotta go!"

I glance under the table but not fast enough because Bender caught me. At this point everyone is now looking at Bender.

At this point Claire looks like she is about to throw up while saying, "Oh my God!"

Andrew turns towards Bender and says, "Hey, yer not urinating in here man!"

Bender takes it a little farther and says, "Don't talk! Don't talk! It makes it crawl back up!"

That makes Andrew angry and he says, "You whip it out and you're dead before the first drop hits the floor!"

I gasp mockingly and say, "You're pretty sexy when you get angry...grrr!"

At my words, Andrew faces the front with a small blush on his face.

Bender turns to Brian and says, "Hey, homeboy..."

Brian points to himself with his pen.

I roll my eyes and say, "Yes you Bri."

"...Why don't you close that door? We'll get the prom queen and the tease impregnated!"

I looked Bender up and down, finally saying, "I wouldn't mind if it was you, Bender."

Bender looks at me with hopeful eyes and a smirk.

Claire side eyes me before turning towards Bender and glaring at him.

Andrew finds the need to intervene by saying, "Hey!..." Bender ignores him so Andrew tries again, "Hey!"

Bender finally looks at Andrew and says, "What?"

Andrew decides that threatening Bender would do the trick so he says, "If I lose my temper, you're totalled man!"

Bender looks at him with mock fear and asks, "Totally?"

Andrew didn't hear the sarcasm and said, "Totally!"

Claire turned towards Bender and said, "Why don't you just shut up! Nobody here is interested!"

"Really!" Andrew says to Claire about bender then turns towards Bender and says, "Buttface!"

"Oooo, Andrew, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?..." I say mockingly then turn towards Claire and say, "...No offense Claire but you're wrong I am totally interested."

Bender looks towards me with a smirk until he turns towards Andrew and says, "Well hey Sporto! What'd you do to get in here? Forget to wash your jock?"

"Uh, excuse me, fellas? I think we should just write our papers..." Brian says nervously.

"Bri Sweetheart, no one cares." I whisper to him.

Bender and Andrew ignore us and continue their bickering.

"Look, just because you live here doesn't give you the right to be a pain in the ass...so knock it off." Andrew says to Bender.

Bender's face contorts into mock pain before he says, "It's a free country."

I get sick of the bickering and say, "Ladies shut it you're both pretty," I look towards Andrew and say, "He's just doing it to get a rise out of you."

Claire then adds, "Just ignore him."

"Sweets..." Bender says as he eyes my body then turns his attention to Claire by saying, "You couldn't ignore me if you tried!"

Claire signifies that she doesn't care by rolling her eyes.

Bender starts getting bored so he goes to annoy Claire and Andrew by saying, "So...so! Are you guys like boyfriend/girlfriend?... Steady dates?...Lo-vers?... Come on Sporto, level with me. Do you slip her the hot...beef...injection?"

Claire and Andrew turn to face Bender, both furious. Claire screams, "Go to hell!" while Andrew screams "Enough!"

In Vernon's office, he hears yelling and yells, "Hey! What's going on in there?" then says to himself, "Smug little pricks!"