A/N: Bones by Imagine Dragons. Also, enjoy this colored picture of an adorable gingerbread house❤.
Penny took a deep breath and answered the call, but not before facing her camera at the ceiling of her empty bedroom. "Hey, British." Penny greeted, her voice never wavering even though she was slightly nervous.
"Hi, Ramen. Damn, I might just have to marry your celing, it's super sexy." He joked. Penny laughed and said "No, I'm married to it already." Suddenly, Penny realised him voice sounded familiar. She couldn't quite place where she'd heard it before, though. "I need a nickname for you. I can't call you 'British' or 'magic man.'
(Damn, Cameron is a girl boss song)
"Big man?" He suggested. Penny laughed and shook her head, even though he couldn't see it. "No, that's a crappy name. Besides, you sound like a child." (He had his camera covered with something cloth.) Penny gasped. "NO!" tommy yelled, understanding instantly what was wrong.
"YOUR OFFICIAL NEW NICKNAME IS CHILD!" Penny yelled happily. Tommy removed the cloth without showing his face and flipped her off.
Penny put her hand above the camera and flipped him off in return. "Did your PC arrive yet?" He asked. "No, sadly, it'll be another week before its even shipped but I can play on my laptop." Penny said.
The two ended up talking about random shit for another two hours, before Penny was forced to end the call after two of her boxes had arrived at her front door. She opened them to see six plates, a bag with forks, spoons, and knives, a couple coffee cups, and one small pan.
She put the dishes away in her cabinets, then opened the second box. It was one of the last ones she had packed, stuffed with random articles of clothing she had shoved in there randomly at the last minute.
She put the few clothes away, then pulled out her small bag full of permanent wall paints and brushes to start decorating the walls. Since she didn't have all the colors she needed, she decided to do a smaller design on her bedroom wall and save the other rooms for when the rest arrived.
After she'd finished, she decided to call child and show him.
(Imagine this with these colors, but with Penny written instead of Jacob.)
"What, bitch, I'm streaming." Tommy said, feigning annoyance when he was actually happy she'd callen. "Well, if you're gonna use that tone with me, I might just hang up." Penny teased. (Pretend when they were on a call earlier tommy had admitted to streaming, but refused to tell her his channel.)
"Nonono, don't hang up." Tommy said. "Siiiiiimp~" Penny teased. She didn't see it, but his face had turned bright red, her words flustering him. "WH-I-I'M NOT A FUCKING SIMP, RAMEN!" Tommy shouted. "Aweee, is widdle bwitish child embawwased?" Penny taunted in a baby voice.
"NOI'MNOT,FUCKOFF!" Tommy shouted, all his words blending together. Penny laughed. "Ok sure, child."
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Meanwhile, Tommy's chat was going crazy and wondering why he'd muted and was blushing and yelling. He hung up the call with Penny and unmuted, blatantly refusing to look at chat until it calmed down.
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