The rubber Ninja

Uchiha Sasuke or Bangs?

"We have some questions." The cold voice of the Anbu can be heard from behind the mask. "Eh? No I'm not going." Luffy crossed his arms and pouted. But Naruto nugged at Luffy, "Oi! He is an Anbu , he is stupidly strong tebayo Luffy." Luffy skeptically looked at the guy and looked away. The Anbu drew his sword, " That wasn't a question." He raised his sword as Luffy and Naruto cowered. "What is going on here?" A lazy yet cool voice sounded from behind the anbu as he turned around, an Anbu with a dog face stared directly at them. "There was no order like this from the Hokage." He said the anbu sheathed his sword. "We are not under the Hokage's orders." The Dog masked anbu looked straight, "Root huh, either way you have no authority over these matters. It better for you to leave quietly, I was personally asked to bring the straw hat boy to the investigation division." The root anbu and the dog mask locked eyes in a staring contest. Finally the root anbu gave up. He jumped away as the dog mask watched. He sighed and walked closer to the two boys, with a warm voice he spoke, "I am here on the hokage's orders, you have to come with me." He said to Luffy. "N-O I already said im not coming!" He crossed his arms again. "Well, we have arranged a meal for-", "Alright lets go." Luffy said and dog mask looked at him with wonder. 'He sure is weird.'

Entrance to Konoha Investigation Corps:

After a few minutes, Luffy came out with a full belly. Naruto who was waiting for him ran toward him. "LUFFY! Are you alright? They didn't do anything did they?" Naruto asked and Luffy shook his head, "They were good people, they even gave all the food." He smiled widely and the two walked home. The interrogation division were scratching their head. Luffy's body composition was weird, his bones and muscled were highly flexible and literally cannot be stretched out. Hard blunt objects didn't have any effect on him, but sharp tools were highly effective. Moreover, he ate the entire lunch stock of the division. "We have to do something about this food problem. The kid seems to posses a special kekkei genkai. He will be a wonderful asset to the hidden leaf. Make sure Danzo doesn't lay his hands on him." He said and Dog mask nodded.

As they were walking home, Naruto and Luffy stopped by the training ground and Naruto tched. Uchiha Sasuke was surrounded by his fan girls and the high pitched screams were irritating his ears. Sakura who was standing with a bandage around her nose looked at Luffy and started swooning, "Sasuke Kun~, he is the mean boy who broke my nose." She clinged onto Sasuke and started to cry. Sasuke didn't give two shits about Sakura and looked over to the boy with the straw hat. Naruto was also standing beside him. "Yo loser, and who are you?" Sasuke looked down on Luffy and asked. "I am Monkey D Luffy. Who are you Bangs?" Sasuke twitched. "B-Bangs? You seem to not know your place." He said and the girls shrieked again. "Shut up Sasuke! Luffy is my friend. I wont forgive you if you are mean to him." Naruto said and looked at him with high face. "Hn, lets have a bout." Sasuke said and Luffy tilted his head. Naruto just had a foxy idea. "Alright, if we win you must pay for Luffy's meal hehehe~" Naruto giggled and Sasuke looked over, 'What's the matter with him?'

Luffy and Sasuke stood in the center of the ground. The Sasuke fangirls screeched something about kicking Luffy's butt. Naruto stood at the center as the refree. 'Yosh, are the fighters ready?' Sasuke took a stance and Luffy looked over. "Oi Naruto, what's the matter with him? I don't wanna fight." He said and Naruto whispered with a cheeky grin. "You see luffy, there is this thing called Ramen, it has pork meat, a rich broth and a slimy string of flour that flavors with the broth and melts on your tongue on touch with rich flavor. If you win, he will buy loads of those." Luffy's mouth fell open and an unnatural amount of drool fell over. "You had me at meat." Luffy's eyes became stars and his body became unnaturally motivated as he radiated a blinding aura. "Wh-whats with him? Either way I wont lose!" Sasuke rushed forward at Luffy and gave a strong blow on his face. Luffy's head flew back, ONLY HIS HEAD FLEW BACK! Sasuke screamed internally as Luffy's head came back with the same force targeting Sasuke's face. Sasuke tried to dodge but what happened froze Sasuke on the spot. Luffy headbutted Sasuke and Sasuke flew back and hit the ground with great impact Sasuke almost lost consciousness. He layed on the ground looking up into the evening sun. "I... Lost?" The fangirls screamed Sasuke Kun~ and some were calling Luffy a weird monster. Sakura rushed to Sasuke and held his hand. "Are you ok? Sasuke kun! You idiot Naruto, you brought a weird kid and cheated. Now look at... Sasuke kun?" Sasuke pushed Sakura away and walked over to Luffy. "You! How did you do that, are you ok after doing that?" He was genuinely concerned. "Sasuke kun? Are you worried about him? You never said anything after you saw my bandage." Sasuke looked over, "Piss off Sakura." Sakura was taken aback. "Yeah I'm alright, I am rubber after all." He smiled and Naruto ran over "Alright! Luffy you won!" Naruto and Luffy danced together and Sasuke let out a sigh of relief. "Alright, which restaurant are we going to?" Sasuke said and Naruto smiled wide. " Ofcourse! Ichiraku Ramen!"

Sasuke and Teuchi were in tears. Sasuke has lost all his allowance money and Teuchi was out of stock for the night. "Well then, we're off. You are a good person huh bangs? From today we are friends!" Sasuke blushed in Tsundere. "Huh!? When did I become your friend?" Luffy said nothing further and headed home. Sasuke stood there with teary eyes. "He is an interesting one huh Sasuke?" Sasuke looked over to find his brother. "Nii san, How am I going to explain to father?" He looked down. "Don't worry, I will take care of it." He smiled and the two walked home.

Naruto realized something disturbing today, If Luffy is going to stay with him, he has to feed him which is going to cost a lot. As they were walking, the same dog mask appeared again. "Yo, I'm here to give this to you." He handed over a vial to Naruto and whispered. "This contains a special chakra pill, this when taken with food can lower Luffy's food appetite. But don't take this yourself as it contains a lot of nutrients and can kill a grown man if to takes even just one. Given generously by the Akimichi clan." He smiled and Naruto's eyes glowed. "Thank you! You saved me!" He said and started crying. "Oi! Why did you make Naruto cry!?" Naruto looked over, "I'm not crying!" Dog mask eye smiled and raised his hand. "Well then, goodbye!" He shunshined away and Naruto looked at the vial. This will be a piece of cake.

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