Whoa What The Freak!?

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Westlake Dr

Middletown, Connecticut

Brandon: *getting in the bathroom to brush his teeth*

Santa Claus: *barges into the bathroom and starts hugging Brandon so tight* I love you!!!

Brandon: *being hugged tight* Dude, what the freak?! Let go, man!

Santa Claus: *starts smothering Brandon with kisses*

Brandon: *getting smothered with kisses* Cut it out!

Mental Institution People: *restrains Santa Claus* Okay, that's enough! *injects him with a needle*

Santa Claus: *knocked out*

Mental Institution People: Sorry about that, sir! Have a good night! *takes Santa Claus to the loony bin in the back of the van*

Brandon: *wipes his face* Its not even December, yet!

Brandon's Mother: Santa should know better than that!






This story was written on Tuesday, November 1st, 2022.

A/N Dude, what the heck, Santa?! You have lost your mind! 😡 That wasn't appropriate! You know better! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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