Steven: I was at work today.
Owen: Yeah?
Steven: This woman said she likes me.
Owen: Okay, and?
Steven: She wants to date me.
Francis: Really? Cool! Get her number, man!
Steven: There's just one problem!
Francis: What?
Steven: She's black!
Owen: So what?
Steven: I don't date black chicks!
Brandon: You racist idiot! What's wrong with dating a black woman?
Steven: Hello! I'm a white guy! I only date white women!
Royal-T-Dreams: So what? You can date any woman you want!
Steven: Maybe you didn't hear me! I don't date black women! They talk too loud!
Royal-T-Dreams: Boy, you better shut up!
Me: That's not true, Steven! That's just a racist stereotype!
Carlton: Exactly! As a black person, I find that to be very offensive!
Melvin: Same! As a black dude from South Carolina, I agree with Carlton!
Royal-T-Dreams: Whoa, you from SC too? Word!
Steven: I only date white women. Sorry. But does that make me racist? No!
Brandon: Yes it does!
Martha: You're nothing but a two faced racist jerk from Texas!
Steven: What you gonna do about it? Beat me up?
Royal-T-Dreams: I will! This is gonna be fun!
Steven: No thank you! *runs out*
Royal-T-Dreams: *runs out after Steven* I'm gonna get you, Steven!
Steven: *running* Help!!!! Police!!!
Royal-T-Dreams: *still running after Steven* Police ain't gonna help you, boy!
Cop: *driving on West St*
Steven: Police!!!! You gotta help me!
Cop: What's wrong?
Steven: That girl is gonna beat me up!
Cop: She just wants to play with you!
Steven: No she doesn't!
Cop: You'll be fine! Have fun! *drives off*
Steven: Oh no!
Royal-T-Dreams: There you are!
Steven: *nervous* Can't we talk this over?
Royal-T-Dreams: Naw! *beats up Steven*
Steven: *getting beat up*
Woman: That man is always getting beat up!
Royal-T-Dreams: *still beating up Steven*
Steven: *still getting beat up*
This story was written on Thursday, November 10th, 2022.
A/N Steven, what's wrong with dating black women? I wrote this story to raise awareness on how some people think that dating someone out of their race is a bad thing! The color of someone's skin doesn't matter! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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