Steven Does Skin Color Matter?

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Steven: I was at work today.

Owen: Yeah?

Steven: This woman said she likes me.

Owen: Okay, and?

Steven: She wants to date me.

Francis: Really? Cool! Get her number, man!

Steven: There's just one problem!

Francis: What?

Steven: She's black!

Owen: So what?

Steven: I don't date black chicks!

Brandon: You racist idiot! What's wrong with dating a black woman?

Steven: Hello! I'm a white guy! I only date white women!

Royal-T-Dreams: So what? You can date any woman you want!

Steven: Maybe you didn't hear me! I don't date black women! They talk too loud!

Royal-T-Dreams: Boy, you better shut up!

Me: That's not true, Steven! That's just a racist stereotype!

Carlton: Exactly! As a black person, I find that to be very offensive!

Melvin: Same! As a black dude from South Carolina, I agree with Carlton!

Royal-T-Dreams: Whoa, you from SC too? Word!

Steven: I only date white women. Sorry. But does that make me racist? No!

Brandon: Yes it does!

Martha: You're nothing but a two faced racist jerk from Texas!

Steven: What you gonna do about it? Beat me up?

Royal-T-Dreams: I will! This is gonna be fun!

Steven: No thank you! *runs out*

Royal-T-Dreams: *runs out after Steven* I'm gonna get you, Steven!

Steven: *running* Help!!!! Police!!!

Royal-T-Dreams: *still running after Steven* Police ain't gonna help you, boy!

Cop: *driving on West St*

Steven: Police!!!! You gotta help me!

Cop: What's wrong?

Steven: That girl is gonna beat me up!

Cop: She just wants to play with you!

Steven: No she doesn't!

Cop: You'll be fine! Have fun! *drives off*

Steven: Oh no!

Royal-T-Dreams: There you are!

Steven: *nervous* Can't we talk this over?

Royal-T-Dreams: Naw! *beats up Steven*

Steven: *getting beat up*

Woman: That man is always getting beat up!

Royal-T-Dreams: *still beating up Steven*

Steven: *still getting beat up*





This story was written on Thursday, November 10th, 2022.

A/N Steven, what's wrong with dating black women? I wrote this story to raise awareness on how some people think that dating someone out of their race is a bad thing! The color of someone's skin doesn't matter! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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