Danganronpa PKMN: Distorted Version

Chapter 2-Intermission

Melo: Greetings everyone! It's Intermission time!~

Yoko: "There does not seem to be much here..."

Melo: There's a lot to do here!

Yoko: "Like what?"

Melo: UhHhHhHhHhHhHh- Talk?

Yoko: "And what else?"

Melo: Uhm... Stop bullying us...

Yoko: "Sorry."

Melo: Oh, wait, no, it's fine, we were joking-

Yoko: "Oh, I see. Is there anything we can do actually? Like a game maybe?"

Melo: Yes, we could create a game for us to play.

Yoko: "Oh, nice-"

Melo: However, it would appear that someone will be joining us soon...

Yoko: "Oh, well..."

Melo: Yeah... They should be in three... two...

Luna: Gasp

Melo: One...

Yoko: "Luna?!"

Luna: "Yoko? What are you doing here? Didn't you die? And who are you?"

Melo: Allow us to give a brief explanation of your current situation.

...

Melo: And now you're here.

Luna: "I see... So I'm dead..."

Yoko: "Unfortunately, but it's not as bad as it seems!"

Luna: "Really? How so?"

Yoko: "Well you don't have to worry about eating or drinking, we still can though!"

Melo: We also have yet to mention something, you all are not trapped here. You guys can go anywhere in the real world, but only under our supervision.

Yoko: "Really!? Like a ghost or something!?"

Melo: If that is how you choose to interpret that then yes, like a ghost.

Luna: "Well damn, we should go somewhere."

Yoko: "YEAH!"

Melo: Unfortunately, we cannot right now. We can't go anywhere while there is an investigation or trial in process.

Yoko: "Oh yeah, I forgot about those."

Luna: "How did you...? Actually no, it makes sense, you weren't really there for that."

Melo: Would you like to watch? We can play it on this television if you'd like.

Yoko: "Sure, it'll provide some form of entertainment!"

Melo: Of course, one moment please.

Melo: Alright, it is ready. They grab a remote and press a button, turning on the TV. It shows the trial room with everyone in it, having just arrived.

Luna: "How is it already at the trial? I haven't been here for more than 10 minutes."

Melo: Since this 'world' isn't of the living, as long as we are here, we can alter the time.

Yoko: "Huh?"

Melo: Time doesn't mean anything to you when you're dead, and because of that, we can shift time to how we please. We can't do much with it other than speed things up for you guys or re-watch some thing but it's still useful.

Yoko: "AUGH, MY HEAD IS GETTING SCRAMBLED!"

Luna: "I think I get it, mostly."

Yoko: "You don't need to flex..."