The Only Cure

Episode 34

Lauren: Baby, we're home. I had a great time. It's night time already wow.
Lexi: I guess that means it's time to go to bed.
Lauren: Climb in bed baby, after you
Lexi: Goodnight my sexy girl
Lauren: Goodnight my love I say pressing my lips against hers.
* 2 hours later *
Lauren: Baby, psttt, psttt
Lexi: Yes babe, what is it my love?
Lauren: I need a cigarette just to make it through the rest of the night.
Lexi: Babe, why didn't you just say so! Here, let me carry you outside, I'm so sorry I forgot.
Lauren: Thanks baby, mhmmm I say inhaling the fumes. I hope I'm not keeping you upppp at nightttt!
Lexi: When it's 4:30 and I can't sleep, you don't have to guess what's keeping me upppp at nightttt!
Lauren: Your so cute baby! There are only two things that make me happy.
Lexi: What are those two things?
Lauren: You and this herbal cigarette
Lexi: Awww babe I love you so so so so so fricken much. Hold up babe, let me flick this for you, as a matter of fact I will hold it, just let me know when you are ready to take your next drag. Is something wrong babe?
Lauren: Huh, what , oh, no baby, I was just put in a trance from staring at your beautiful brown eyes, baby let me take a drag
Lexi: Okay, here, I'll hold it, just inhale babe, I got the rest, relax, enjoy the feeling babe
Lauren: mhmnm mhmnnn mhnn I say moaning, so good. Baby open wide
Lexi: woah baby! What are you doing baby?
Lauren: Taking you along on this sensation with me, open your mouth baby, release the smoke
Lexi: Wow, okay. I-I-I don't know how to feel. I am getting a really weird sensation. My tongue is tingling in a good way.
Lauren: Relax baby, trust me, it's just natural herbs, here baby, take another drag baby
Lexi: I think I'm good for right now babe. That was really something different, I don't know if I'd ever do that again but one things for sure is that I'm really sleepy.  Here I will put this out for you.
Lauren: Thank you baby, let's go to bed now shall we? I really want some cuddles!

* the next morning *
Lauren: Good morning baby, how'd you sleep?
Lexi: I slept fantastic! I always sleep good when I'm cuddled up next to you.
*Lauren's POV*
Lexi and I hop in the shower, shave, wash up, get dressed, etc and head downstairs.
* END OF POV *
Lauren: Why is is so cold in here? Baby, let's go outside where it's warmer.
Lexi: Here's your lighter and pack of cigarettes babe, you left it in your hoodie last night. babe, do you mind if I give it another try?
Lauren: Baby, what's gotten in to you, I kinda like this new you, here you go I say lighting it up. Ready baby? Put it to your lips, inhale until your mouth is filled with smoke and then exhale nice and slow.
Lexi: Wow babe, surprisingly this is really good, I definitely won't be smoking as often as you do though. ACTUALLY EWWW THIS IS DISGUSTING
Lauren: Feels good huh baby? I take a long drag feeling a pleasant sensation going down my throat. Mmmm so good, it's a smooth, well bodied cigarette, you can't really taste the paper which I like, it ashes beautifully.
Lexi: Ough Ough, yeah, ough, ough, not for me I say running to the garbage pail to throw up. AHHH A RACCOON!
Lauren: Baby! Don't worry, he's one of those friendly raccoons, his name is Rocko! Do you see the collar on him? I made him his own little hut underneath the porch which is only accessible to him. It has a cute dog bed, a nice carpet, some cool fairy lights, some insulation for the winter, a water bowl and a food bowl.
Lexi: Babe, he's a wild animal not a pet, how many years have you had him for?!
Lauren: Um uh 3, anytime I felt alone or depressed I would go under the porch and sit with him while I vaped. He kind of became my emotional support raccoon, he's a sweet boy. I made sure he has all his vaccines, he's more or less an indoor pet because I kind of made him an indoor type hut, he doesn't go out looking for food because I feed him. Don't be scared baby! Most importantly are you okay?
Lexi: Ough, ough, that was awful, smoking is not for me that's for sure. Sorry if I made you waste one babe
Lauren: It's okay baby, let's go inside.
Lexi: Ammmyyy! Are you aware that your sister aka my girlfriend has a pet raccoon living underneath the porch?!
Amy: Yeah, unfortunately. As long as it's not bothering anyone it's fine, he's a gentle giant.
Lauren: See baby I told you so!
Amy: Christina, Katherine and Lisa should be here soon, Lauren you need to practice your rap verse with the choreography. When you do your rap verse on stage the choreography tends to get messed up in the part where you go to the middle.
Lauren: Okay, I can work on that
Christina: Hey sorry I'm late, Laur why is Rocko scratching the door?
Lauren: Aww poor Rocko, come inside buddy, you must be hungry I say filling up a bowl of dog kibble for him. Who's a good boy?! Does a good boy want belly rubs?
Christina: Laur, put Rocko back outside, let him go in his hut. Hi Rocko, is your momma Laur taking good care of you?! She loves you!
Lauren: Rocko! Come here bubbs! It's time to go outside! I open up the door bringing Rocko his food into his hut.
Lexi: Lauren really loves raccoons huh? I love how patient she is with Rocko
Christina: Lauren is obsessed with raccoons, she has a special way of bonding with them, she's almost like the raccoon whisperer.
Lexi: That's my girlfriend for ya!