The Only Cure

Episode 41

Lauren: Baby, imma go smoke a herbal cigarette, maybe the green tea will wake me up, if not can you give me some b12 vitamins?
Lexi: Okay babe, that sounds like a good plan, do you mind if I come with you to steal some kisses that I so desperately need.
Lauren: Of course baby. It's a little too cold outside so how about we go inside my spaceship.
Lexi: Ooh I love the way you think babe. Chris, we will be right back!
Christina: Have fun love birds. If you wouldn't mind stopping at Buy Buy Baby afterwards to pick up diapers for Tristan that would be greatly appreciated!
Lauren: Alright, love you Chrissy!
Christina: Love you more baby girl! When you get back we have to bring Dani back to the correctional officers.
Lauren: Okay!
Lauren: cmon baby. Hop in. Lemme just light this real quick and then you can have all the kisses you want.
Lexi: mhm I missed your lips so much babe, you have no idea how amazing this feels. Mmmm you are so delicious babe.
Lauren: Aww baby, you are even more delicious I say as I take a deep drag, mhmmm I moan as the smoke fills my lungs, so good. Baby, can you pass me my Novo, I just need a few hits of nicotine in my system. Let me just put this out I say exhaling the remaining smoke.
Lexi: Here you go babe, but first big kisses, mwah, mhmmm, mwah, mwah, can I give you a hickey babe?
Lauren: That would really hit the spot right now I say taking a long drag, ahh yes right there baby, mhmmm, how can this get any better, baby you make me feel like a million bucks. Let me take another drag, mhmm.

* knock knock knock *

Lauren: Who is it?
Lisa: It's me Lisa, we have to go bring Dani back to corrections. We are going in Christina's truck.
Lauren: Okay, cmon baby.
Christina: Lauren, Lexi, Katherine, Amy, Dani are y'all's seatbelts fastened?
In unison: Yes!
Lauren: Baby can you pass me my JUUL? Or better yet, Chris do you mind if I smoke a herbal cigarette in here, it doesn't have an odor or anything.
Christina: Sure Laur, here's the ashtray that comes with the car, when your done plop it in there. Since we're all here y'all wanna sing Made In America as a group?
Lauren: Mhmm I say inhaling, sure, let's do it. Baby thank you for the b12 by the way, I'm feeling a lot more active.
Christina: Ok, ready, 1, 2, 3

[Lisa]
M-A-D-E I-N AMERICA
M-A-D-E I-N AMERICA

[Verse 1: Christina]
Striped flag wrapped around my head
Blue, white, little bit of red
Live free like we always said (Whowoah)
California born and raised
Work hard gonna make a name
Getting closer every day (Whowoah)

[Verse 2: Katherine]
And now my life is getting better (Lauren: Better)
Its on, not matter what the weather (Lauren: Weather)
Were gonna celebrate together (Lauren: gether)
All night long
And they say age is just a number (Dani: Number)
But were not getting any younger (Dani: Younger)
So lets celebrate together (Dani: gether)
All night long

[Lisa/All]
Singing like Ooh, Singing like Ooh
Cause were made in, made in, made in in America
Its true, baby its true
Cause were made in, made in made in, in America

[Amy]
New York, and back to LA
Sac town, down to M-I-A
Bright lights in the USA (Whowoah)
Shoutout to the country boys
Small towns time to raise your voice
Suburbs come on make some noise (Whowoah)

[Dani]
And now my life is getting better
Its on not matter what the weather
Were gonna celebrate together
[Lauren]
All night long! Hold up let me relight this!
Christina: Laurennn! It's fine the way it is, that wasn't part of the song hahaha. It's okay y'all, it wouldn't be the first time we've messed up while singing this song. Leave it to Lauren to make every car ride entertaining!
Lauren: Sorry Christina, I hope I didn't ruin it, I'm just trying to get in every single last remaining hit I can. I need to finish it to feel satisfied. Mhmmm. I feel so much better. Baby! Christina when we get there do you mind if I smoke another herbal cigarette?
Christina: Sure hun!
Lauren: Bye Dani, I love you, I'm gonna miss you.
Dani: I will miss y'all too, one last group hug before I go back in?
In unison: We love you Dan, stay strong okay?
Dani: I will, love you all.
Lauren: Mmm, I take a long deep drag enjoying the rush. Mhmmm.
Christina: Lexi, Amy, Katherine and I will wait for you in the car, Lisa stay with Lauren please.
Lisa: Okay! Lauren how are you feeling? You look so relaxed, how's that cigarette?
Lauren: Lise, it's so refreshing. The first hit is the best. I feel very relaxed.
Lisa: Okay Lauren, let's go home
Christina: Hey welcome back, Lauren!
Lauren: Mhmm, Chris thank you for letting me smoke, I feel so relaxed
Christina: Alright y'all were home! That was very eventful, well imma head home for the night, Kath and Lise, y'all coming?
Both: Yep!
Lisa: I gotta give Chad his medicine when I get home. It's already 7:30 PM, wow. Goodnight y'all! Goodnight Chris and Kath!
Christina: Night!
Katherine: Night!