F*cked Up High

The Strongest

(Hi! Constell here. Most of this episode is satire, so please don't leave halfway! It gets better from here I promise!)


My name is Blaze Shadowflame and I'm a half-angel, half-demon hybrid. My mom and dad fled to a village so they could live a safe life without heaven and hell getting in the way of their love, but I destroyed them and the village because I was too powerful. Sure, it's a little sad I guess, but let's get back to me. I have red hair and horns, but I also have a halo because, in case I forgot to mention, I'm half-angel. I'm really tall and muscular, and everyone is below me in terms of physicality and ability. I can summon Hellfire, which lets me use a fire that's hotter than the sun. Not that big of a deal. I'm just super cool and powerful and basically the main character of this story.

I recently got an invitation to Crimson Wood Academy, a school that reaches out to powerful people, such as myself, inviting them with the promise of training their abilities to help them reach their full potential. And even though I'm the most powerful person in the world without a doubt, it wouldn't hurt to get a little stronger. I accept the invitation, and the next thing I know I'm in front of the school's gates with around five other students. Each of them looked somewhat normal, with a few of them having non-human features such as the green-haired girl with elven ears and a cloth covering one of her eyes, a guy a foot shorter than me with some sort of black gas coming from his left shoulder, and another girl with long, blue hair and a set of horns, which don't even match the superiority of mine due to them being on the sides of her head and one of them being broken off halfway. Pfft. Look at these fools thinking they're so important. Even though they're not showing it, they're all scared of me.

A few seconds later the gates open and the campus is revealed to us. Being a school for the gifted, of course, it was high quality. Facilities such as the field and training grounds piqued my interest, while the other ones I couldn't really bother with. Mana class? Potion making? Actual normal classes? Do they really think that's what I'm here for? Of course not! I'm here to show I'm the strongest. I'm sure that in the span of a couple of weeks that everyone, including the teachers, knows that I'm the strongest around.

But of course, that's going to take a bit of time. Just a little bit. For now, I had to attend my first-period class, math, which of course I didn't pay attention to at all. The same applied to most of my classmates, who were mainly just talking to each other. I was put all the way in the back next to the window; the perfect place for the main character of this world such as myself. Right next to me was that one light green-hair girl from earlier. She had the back of her hair in a high ponytail with the front of her hair being let down as bangs. The girl kept her bright green eye down at her notebook, writing whatever the teacher was saying. Even though she seemed nerdy, it would help if I had some connections, plus she was pretty good-looking. Well, time to work my charm.

I lean back in my chair, "Hey. Names Blaze, what's yours?" The girl turns her head to me, her ponytail swishing to the right as she does so. "Um, it's Artemis," she said with a puzzled tone in her voice, which is understandable because why would someone as amazing as me talk to someone like her?

"Is there something you need?" "Oh, I just wanted to tell you if you ever run into any trouble, just come to me. I'll deal with it for ya." I say smiling and winking. "Right... I'll keep that in mind." Artemis quickly turns her head back to her notebook. It seems rude, but anyone would be scared to look at me in my demonic red and yellow eyes(the left is red and the right is yellow). It's good I made a friend, but I should keep in mind that everyone here has some sort of ability that made them qualified to be here. Even if they're all weaker than me, it's probably best to make a gang filled with some people that even make it halfway compared to my strength. But looking at everyone else here, not one of them even meets a fraction of my power.