So I was in the bathroom and for some reason I was wearing the tall black socks I have, right? And I adjust them, and something on the back of my thigh STABS ME.
So in my head I'm like "Okay, ow, that really fucking hurt, what the hell was that?" So I roll the sock down and THERE'S A FUCKING PARASITE ON THE BACK OF MY THIGH. I SEE IT IN THE MIRROR. So I peel it off, and I put it on my palm belly down, AND IT STABS ME AGAIN IN MY PALM.
So I grab it with my fingers and I peel it apart, and then I drop it in the toilet. (Also, for some reason, someone took a giant shite in the toilet and didn't flush. This is important later) So, I look in the mirror to make sure, and THERE'S ANOTHER PARASITE ON MY OTHER THIGH.
So I take that one off, and I just rip it in half immediately cause I'm not gonna make the same mistake as the first one. Into the toilet it goes. And then suddenly I think that there's something on my left foot, so I look at the bottom of my foot and what do you know! Another parasite!
This one wasn't the same kind, it kinda looked like a fly, but it was there nonetheless. I took it off my foot, peeled it in half with a little difficulty, and dropped it in the toilet.
There was another little baby fly in my hair, so I got a piece of toilet paper and pulled it out. Into the toilet. Then, I tried to flush the toilet.
Short story shorter, it overflowed cause of that giant shite someone took AND DIDN'T FUCKING FLUSH.
Yeah. I dunno what happened, cause I was swept into a different dream. I went through like 3 dreams, but I only remember that one. It was really weird.
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My dreams (Actually. Not, like, what I want to be, no. Actual dreams I had).
RandomThis is just dreams I have. I wanna write them down cause I wanna try lucid dreaming, and I'm running out of storage on my device. If there's a big gap between dates, either I didn't have any dreams that I remember, or I couldn't write them down fo...
