My dreams (Actually. Not, like, what I want to be, no. Actual dreams I had).

3-2-24

Okay so im at someone's house. Im pretty sure it belongs to my grandma, but its not the same house she has in real life, it was bigger and had a back porch and a backyard and they were big. You know how that happens with houses. 

Anyway so I go to the back porch and there's kittens there. Im like OH MY GOD KITTENS and I immediately claim one. Its white and black but mostly white, and it kinda looks like Mitsy (Storms brother we gave to my uncle) but not really. One of its ears were black and it had another spot on the back of its head connected to black ear that kinda made it look like a heart. There was also a black spot on its back. 

I just woke up and I already miss the kitten. I didn't name it anything but it was so cute oml. I just picked it up and went back inside and sat down and put it in my lap and it was vibing. Bro just went back to sleep. Most of this dream is just me spending time with the kitten tbh. Thank you subconscious. 

So at some point im like "grandma youve got a bunch of kittens on your back porch???" And she's like "yeah they're there. Pretty cute right?" And im like "yeah can I have one?" And she's like "sure" so then I get my kitten and I do the stuff that I already talked about. 

Oh btw this giant house and backyard and front yard and stuff were all floating like 1000 feet in the air. I have no idea how I got up there and I have no idea how the kittens got up there, but I digress.

 So im spending time with the kitten and its awesome. Eventually I lay down and the kitten is just there on my chest. It readjusts to make itself comfortable and then keeps sleeping while im just fawning over it, im so attached already. So I fall asleep (yes I fall asleep in a dream. no I don't remember what it was like) and sometimes during that the kitten has had enough sleep and gets up. 

Im crassly awoken by the kitten just on my face. Its like standing on both sides of my head and its stomach is on my face. And my grandmas saying something like "just look at how well its bonded to Everest!" And I wake up and its just fluff. White fluff because the kitten had a white belly. And so I pick up the kitten and sit up and it just stares at me and then it meows and im like OH MY OD I LOVW YOH so its just my kitten now. 

At some point while the kitten is sleeping, someone who I think is meant to represent my aunt Black Sheep (but might not look like her because I've not seen her in years and don't really know what she looks like now) she takes me back outside to this like giant monster truck she has. Its behind a short wall on the right side of the porch and its way lowered down. Like the ground its on is lowered down. And its red. Im like okay why am I here? And im kinda watching the other kittens that I didn't pick and they're so cute all scattered around. (Now I remember that kittens should actually all be together in a pile, not scattered around like that, but dream me was not thinking about that) 

so my aunt goes and stands in the monster truck and then jumps off of it AND SHOVES HER ELBOW RIGHT INTO ONE OF THE KITTENS AS SHE LANDS LIKE A FUCKING WRESTLING MOVE. I WAS AGHAST. SHE DIDNT EVEN HURT HERSELF AND THE FLOOR WAS CONCRETE CAUSE BACK PORCH AND SHE JUST SMUSHED A FUCKING KITTEN?? it didn't even make any noise. It just fucking died. I was so horrified.

 I'd like to think that I gathered the rest of the kittens and put them somewhere away from her IN A PILE LIKE THEY SHOULD BE but I don't know if I actually did that because the dream cuts to something else. 

It's a video of my kitten, and its a little bit bigger, like I've had it for a while. Its at the edge of the floating yard, looking down at someone's who's filming it. I think its my grandma, and im seeing this through the eyes of her phone. Or the camera of her phone, I guess. The cats looking down at her and she's like "look how much its grown!" And it starts making like it wants to jump down and putting its paws on like the side of the island for leverage to jump down and orienting itself and she's like "NO YOU DONT. NU UH. NO." and then the cat stops lmao. It turns and goes back to the house, farther away from the edge.

ykw I want that cat in my waiting room. that one specifically. gimme. the kitten. I want it. I'm gonna name it Foamy.