° ˛*𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘌𝘷𝘪𝘭 ° ˛*

5

The soft melody played in the silent room as you began sweeping your bedroom, many of your belongings were sitting on your bed as you continued to sweep the room at 3 in the morning.

You began placing everything where they were last placed in your room, Once you finished your bedroom you quickly drove your attention to the dusty hallway as you were going to put away the broom and dust pan. "For eight men you would think that they would at least be somewhat clean..."

And thus you began sweeping the lightly illuminated hallways, the shadows of the outside world shaped eerily on the walls of your home. Not to mention the thunderstorm that was invading the nearby area, but nonetheless you continued on your journey to clean the whole house.

"Finally, now to mop and dust then I'll be done for the night"

You smiled to yourself as you began mopping the home, The house itself had no lights on besides the porch light and the back light. You were never a fan of having twenty lights on at night, after all if there was an intruder you would just take care of them with your stand.

Unknown to you a figure watched from a distance, they watched your every move as you rinsed the mop of dirty water and placed more soap on the ground. They began to approach you as you turned your back to them and made contact with a spot that you found on the ground.

A hand suddenly grasped your shoulder, you dropped the mop and turned to see your next victim. Quickly your stand emerged from you and made its way to strike the person but quickly stopped itself when it saw a familiar blonde president.

"Valentine! What the actual hell are you doing here?"

The man gave you a confused look before looking past you to see all the clean supplies "I could ask you the same" you quickly got out of his grasp and grabbed the mop before going back to the spot that you previously found "I'm cleaning up after you all"

There was a moment of silence as you turned back at the villain and eyed him up and down "Why is your hair so flat? Usually it has way more volume and curls" The blonde man dramatically sighed as you stared at him "I unfortunately have no hair curlers to tame my precious locks"

You gave the man an odd look before walking a bit away "I have some in the bathroom, you could've asked me if anything" he followed you as you went to the bathroom and opened the cabinet that was underneath the sink, successfully pulling out a set of curlers and hair nets.

"I never have imagine you having so many hair accessories"

You waved off his comment as you looked at him through the mirror "Well whenever I'm in the press I have to dress and act a certain way, you know what I mean right Mr. president?"

He grunted in understanding, Of course he knew what you meant. After all, his own marriage was to please his own social status for the press to feed off of. He knew the pressure of being sat down by dozens of reporters constantly asking ridiculous questions.

"Your grandparent is a politician correct?" You nodded as you separated the rollers that would be best for the blonde man "My grandfather to be specific, Unfortunately I'm still in the picture after all these years of hiding.." you looked up at valentine and smiled.

"Here you go vale, these should be the right shape for your curls!"

The said man looked down at the basket that was in your hands, Of course he had many women do things for him but never did one of them generously take their own time to make sure it was all done without being asked; not even his wife really put in a low amount of effort from what he remembered.

A smile haunted his face as he grabbed the basket from your hands, he sat at a chair that was placed in each room as you continued mopping away, sometimes even starting up small conversation as he rolled his hair up. Sometimes asking you for help and of course you obliged, By the time 5 o'clock rolled around you had major eye bags.

You plopped yourself on your bed without realizing a certain person was following your every move and soon you both fell asleep on your bed.

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"Is she dead?"

"No she can't be, none of us killed her right?"

"Of course not."

"Did she die of natural causes?"

"No she is breathing, after all she's far too young to die from natural causes"

The group of villains hovered over you as you stayed asleep, Diavolo looked further down your bed and saw another human shaped covering your lower half, quickly he grabbed the basket and ripped it off. Revealing the missing president who had rollers covering his head "Is that a woman?"

"No it's the idiot president" Dio raised his eyebrow at the scene in front of him "You don't think they..." Doppio said wearily as he looked over his boss's shoulder "No she isn't desperate for someone like him, Maybe the priest over there or even the really buff guy but definitely not this dimwit." Diego said as he crossed his arms.

Pucci gave the blonde jockey a confused look before looking back at the girl in bed and the president that was seemingly crushing her with his weight, As for Kars he felt his ego boost a bit at the small man's words. Dio noticed this and grumbled before leaving the room.

"Well how else did he manage to get in here?" Diavolo said, he looked to his right towards Kars which only got him a shrug by the ultimate being "Let's find out then." Dio said as he walked back into the room with a cup of water.

Before anyone caught on what he was about to do he threw the glass of water on both you and the sleeping president. You gasped and coughed as you felt the stinging of the water when it went up your nose, the blonde president got up and quickly brought out his stand.

"There we go now." Dio said as he placed the glass cup down and crossed his arms, you quickly sat up which caused the blonde man to fall off you and onto the floor.  you quickly sat up which caused the blonde man to fall off you and onto the floor. You looked around the room in a panic only for your eyes to land on the culprit and the six other villains "What happened?!"

You heard grumbling on your floor so you leaned over to see the president on the floor in a daze. "He's what happened." you looked back at the group in confusion "What do you mean?" Most of the men in the group raised their eyebrows if indicating what they were thinking, the others looked away from you.

"Well besides you sleeping with the ex-president, nothing else is happening" You glared at the blonde vampire before sitting properly on your bed "And who said I would ever do that? I'm not that desperate" you said as you thought you heard Diego mumble a 'Told you'

"Please, a woman like yourself could hardly not be aroused by the mere presence of me, let alone any of us" you narrowed your eyes at the blonde vampire "Oh so you think just because you're here you expect me to just throw myself at you? Please I met more men and women with more personality than you Dio, so I suggest getting off your high horse before it becomes the death of you."

"The death of me? You are nothing but a weak woman who couldn't even handle an engagement, let alone me." As he finished his sentence your stand emerged from your back, taking hold of your golden bracelet from your dresser and becoming golden itself.

The smirk on his face dropped as he saw this and the others quickly backed away from you, Kars dragging the semi conscious president from his leg "I'm going to kill you Dio Brando." you said as you made your way towards him "Now please miss (y/n)! Let's not be so harsh!"

You stared at the priest coldly which caused him to stay quiet, the blonde vampire allowed his stand out and posed "Let me witness your true power! ZA WARUD-" before he could finish his sentence he was punched down by queen.

A harsh knock was heard before you were able to punch the man again, you all stood quietly as another knock was heard. You quickly got your phone and saw who was at your door, you nearly dropped it as you saw the two people standing on your porch. It was none other than your grandparents.