Soft as Snow (But Warm Inside)

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[pidgeywidgey]   lets go bitches we made it through the first few months of stupid highschool once again

[MaxiHunk]   It's only two whole weeks for break, though... I want more time. :(

[LanceMcHotty]   come on hunk!! its still a lot

[LanceMcHotty]   how bout we host a little hang out at my house

[LanceMcHotty]   maybe yall can sleep over for a week??

[keithcantsleep]   no.

[LanceMcHotty]   wdym??!?! its gonna be the awesomest hang out everrrrr

[keithcantsleep]   you sound like a little kid. stop being so immature.

[LanceMcHotty]   u shut ur mouth mullet

[pidgeywidgey]   you guys even fight on text??

[MaxiHunk]   You guys are so desperate to get under each other's skin!

[pidgeywidgey]   and dicks

[keithcantsleep]   shut the fuck up, midget.

[pidgeywidgey]   try me bitch

[MaxiHunk]   Can you guys chill?

[pidgeywidgey]   shut the fuck up maxipad

[MaxiHunk]   We're still making fun of my name?

[LanceMcHotty]   come on dude its funnyy

[LanceMcHotty]   also pidge stfu

[pidgeywidgey]   i was just sayin

[MaxiHunk]   ANYWAY.

[MaxiHunk]   So, it's decided? Are you guys free the WHOLE week?

[keithcantsleep]   you guys know that i am.

(13 minutes later)

[keithcantsleep]   ... you guys there?

[pidgeywidgey]   sorry, we actually have lives and need to ask our moms n dads and shit if we can actually go

[pidgeywidgey]   anyway i gotta help my brother w sum tmrw

[pidgeywidgey]   but yeah im free

[MaxiHunk]   My mom and dad are gonna be out of town the whole week!

[LanceMcHotty]   everyones gonna be outta the house except for me

[keithcantsleep]   that's because you don't have any friends.

[LanceMcHotty]   then who the fuck am i talking to?

[keithcantsleep]   your mother?

[pidgeywidgey]   can yall shut the ACTUAL FRESH FUCK UP???

[MaxiHunk]   So, Sunday?

[pidgeywidgey]   yeah ig yall good on sunday

[keithcantsleep]   yep.

[LanceMcHotty]   ye

[MaxiHunk]   Let's vote. Say "Keith is gay" if you want to hang out at Lance's for the break.

[MaxiHunk]   Keith is gay!

[LanceMcHotty]   keith is gayyyy

[pidgeywidgey]   keith is a fucking homosexual for the previous user that typed, "keith is gay"

[LanceMcHotty]   stfu please <333

[keithcantsleep]   are you guys serious???

[keithcantsleep]   fine, cocksuckers.

[keithcantsleep]   keith is fucking gay.

[keithcantsleep]   happy?

[pidgeywidgey]   very.






-soggykat

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