We Happened

4.La Afición

Third person POV:
 
 
 
The day was a blasphemy for Taehyung. Their children won't just stop crying, Tae-ri's crying got more fierce when she saw her papa's car leaving the premise. And Taehyung doesn't even know why is hyun-woo crying. He tried to do many things to please them. He proposed opening the gifts, proposed going to their apple orchard or work with the flowers,  said they can video call Kkanji and their uncles or yoonie-seokie, lastly he even said he'll let them play with the tab. Nothing worked, nothing. Everytime Taehyung proposes something just brought out more forceful string of cries. Calling Jeongguk isn't a option too, he doesn't need to leave the town being tensed about their children.
 
 
 
They'll cry but won't let their ma go one step far from them. It's like Taehyung has to sit between them while they cry to their heart's content. Taehyung didn't dare move, just caressing their head  hoping it may pass soon. These two are getting red from crying, they will only stop when they're hungry and that's coming soon. Taehyung knows he has to prepare something for their appetite noe, that can be a way of soothing.
 
 
 
After more half an hour the crying seemed to die down, occasional one or two whine. It made Taehyung laugh cause his children are still sprawled on the carpet like starfish. God, they can be such annoyingly cute ! Keeping a picture secretly, Taehyung cleared his throat to speak to them again.
 
 
 
Taehyung: are you guys done? Or still sad?

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Hyun-woo: nwoooo nwoooo *whimpering*

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Taehyung: I heard when little babies cry nonstop, some hocus-pocus witches come to take them away from papa and ma, then they get no chocola......

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Tae-ri: Noooooooooo,NOOOO GOOO, MAAA. PAPA MA PWOTECT

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Taehyung: okay okay, I'll protect you two from witches. But you have to stop crying now, can you guys do that?

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Tae-ri,hyun-woo: *crying*

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Taehyung: please? I'm really getting sad, babies. I thought my burritos will play with me. I thought we'll see a movie together. But poor me!

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Tae-ri: why papa no twake me? I wan to gwo shkool

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Taehyung: baby,bun, I told you right? Your papa really wanted to take you today. But he got busy. And he told me he's so sorry and so sad that Tae-ri cried because of him. Forgive please, princess?

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Tae-ri: otay, papa no sad

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Hyun-woo: otfhbvkkn *gibberish master*

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Taehyung: then smile? Give me big smiles baby. Or I'll tickle you. Like this 
 
 
 
Taehyung tickled his children to laughing fit. Now these two are trying to hide from their mother. Tae-ri running around with squeak, hyunie following her like a little butterfly. Then Taehyung acting to run after them. Finally there's peace at home.
 
 
 
Eventually Taehyung hooked them up with a new Disney movie in the living room, gave them fruits and homemade cake to munch on. This should keep them set for an hour. The best plan Jeongguk did was to buy leather couches instead of fur/fabric ones. The amount of fight and torture these children do on those poor couches. Carpets are changed monthly, none of these little monkeys listen orders. Putting them inside their home movie theater is never an option even, they'll massacre it without Taehyung or Jeongguk around.
 
 
 
Who told what, in 30 minutes two little cute human sloths were clutching Taehyung's legs. "Maa mish ywou", "ma mishhh" was the lines these talkative sloths were uttering. Taehyung can never even get annoyed with these two, they are one step ahead with their cuteness.
 
 
 
Tae-ri: mish ywou mommy