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Ridiculous Quotes Part 1

Stupid Quotes

Just ridiculous quotes from our characters in this story and from The Owl and the Tailor. Don't take it all serious. Just for fun!

Let's go!

Warning: Just this being stupid, cursing, inappropriate situations, a few sexual remarks and to be patience on chapters.

I don't own any of these quotes besides small edits.

Error/Moxxie/Puppet: Talking

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Charlie: Define "dream".

Moxxie/Error: Dream - the first thing people abandon when they understand how this world works.

Charlie: That's too dark!

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Stolas: Look, Andrealphus. I want to apologize for everything I said and done. For what it's worth, I really like having you around.

Andrealphus: No, you don't.

Stolas: I know. I have dreams where I staple your fingers to your face

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Striker: The therapist I hunted the other day told me I'm obsessive and that I have problems with seeking revenge...

Striker, lift weapons up: We'll see about that.

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Moxxie: Let's discuss how to prevent fires.

Millie, holding explosives: Prevent them?

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Stolas: You are a textbook narcissist!

Andrealphus: I am an exceptional narcissist!

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Moxxie/Error: Hey Ivy, can I go out to the club?

Ivy: What did Maria say?

Moxxie/Error: She said no.

Ivy: So why are ye askin' me?

Moxxie/Error: Because she's not the boss of you.

Ivy, internally: *It's a trap it's a trap it's a trap it's a trap.*

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Stella: You are overly dramatic.

Andrealphus: [holding a crystal wine glass, throwing rose petals, adorned in more red velvet clothing, draping across the organ] I have no idea what you're talking about.

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Ivy: Being a lesbian isn't a choice. It's a competition and I'm winning! *Lift Maria up her prize*

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Stella: What's wrong with you?

Stolas: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of parental affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

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Stolas, running into Paimon chambers: I came as soon as news was spread! Is it true your terribly ill?

Paimon: Why do you sound so hopeful?

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Millie: ...Yeah, slip your blade right around there, cut just an inch or two below the skin, open up the artery and they're down. Drained in less than a minute.