book writes a story while being high part 1

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shrek
tom holland
among us
obama

shrek was going to walmart but then saw obama standing in a local mcdonalds queue so he went to say hi but then obama went "i have a boyfrand :>((((" and then shrek gasped so hard his eyeballs fll out and turned into meatballs

"om but who im better for you baba gralll!!!!!!!!!!!!!" obama stare at shrerk as tom holland walks in "i dumped zendaya" and then obam and tom holland kizz 

shrek becomes so mad that he goex go among us surgery(tm) and gets beautiful haircut but realizes he has no hair and gets scammed so he sues the company

"NOOO SHRAKKK NOOOI PLS NO SUEEE I WILL MAKE YOU SHREKXY NIOOOOOOOOOOO" so shrek just responjds "ok" and becomes shrekxy but realizes theres a 5 dolla rshipping fee on his nonexistent hair from ohio so he proceeds to rob them and not pay for the shipping

shrek then breaks into tom holland house and throws peppa pig at house and then tom holland return and see damage on house!!!!!!!!!

tom start to cry and sue shrek but the lawyer is among us and among says "no i refuse because he is shrexy 🥰😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰😍😍🥰😍🥰💌🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💌💌😍😍😍😍😍🥰😍🥰🥰😍🥰🥰🥰💘💝💝💗💗💘💌🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍🥰😍🥰🥰🥰" so then shrek goes to amongaboy and kizzes him "i lab u uwuwuwuwuwuyuwuwuwuwuww nayanyanayaha becomes discord kitten" 

"ew get the fuck off me im discord kitten phobia" 
"BUT IM SHREXKY"
"tom holland proceeds to call 911

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