Tales of the Tooniverse (A Cartoon Crossover Fanfiction)

A Tooniverse Christmas: Of Aliens and Robots

Twas the month of December and no frown was in sight, as the citizens of Daten City were having a splendid night.

Almost every citizen  was enjoying their snowy Christmas fun, all except for one.

"AHHHHHHH!"

The doors of the abandoned church burst open as a small green man made his presence known with a loud BOOM, his smoking skin leaving a strange smell in the room. This little alien had a bag as big as his head, his movement was jittery and he looked excited.

"AT LAST, ZIM HAS FINALLY ACQUIRED  HIS TROPHY! LOOK ON IN SHOCK AND AWE, ULCHTAR!"

Sitting snuggly in a large part of the back  of church was a red and yellow robot at a height of 10 feet tall. He was currently enjoying a holographic novel of his, until his tiny roommate had to ruin it all.

Ulchtar: (sigh) What is it this time, Zim?

Zim: I have fought through many stupid children and old meatbags to acquire  this particular trinket. I was able to acquire the essential materials neede tto complete this special item. BEHOLD, THE KRILLNIS TOTEM!

Zim opened the bag he had procured to reveal a large metal totem, a trinket made from various materials made of metal and tin. And while the Irken invader was cockily smiling, his cohorts expression  was still very grim.

Ulchtar: Amazing, Zim. You've  brought garbage into this little hideout of ours. Your genius  astonished me.

Zim: IT IS NOT JUST GARBAGE, IT IS THE EPITOME OF IRKEN CULTURE! This small monument is an indicator of the partnership between two master invaders. While it is usually reserved for THE ALMIGHTY TALLEST, I'm obviously their favorite person in the universe. So they probably won't  mind I'd I use it here.

Ulchtar: (looks the trinket up and down and sighs) I appreciate the offer Zim, but I am no invader. I left that life of ceaseless villainy a long time ago.

Zim: (pouts) Then why do you stay with me DESPITE  my inevitable  conquering of this feeble planet?!

Ulchtar: (smirks) Because I find the many " Pitiful Misadventures of Zim the Irken" to be quite amusing. Plus, I see much of myself in you, little one.

Little one, a nickname Zim despised  to no end. But as tine went, the Irken started to grow into the name given by his friend.

Zim: Hmph! Well do you at least LIKE the gift, you towering  dolt?!

Ulctar: I appreciate it.

Zim: Good. I appreciate  your appreciation.

Ulchtar: Very well then. Shall we move on from this insistent tradition of yours? Because there is this very intriguing  book I have to catch up on.

Zim: NOT SO FAST MY DEAR FRIEND! WE HAVE ONE MORE TASK TO COMPLETE!

Ulchtar: Oh, and what might that be my small green friend?

Zim then pulled  out a holographic device from out of his pocket. The device turned on and displayed this devious plan of his, although he was afraid his cohort might mock it.

Zim: While the people of this planet celebrate, we will dominate. For you see my friend, we will work on a most devious plot: FINDING THE LOST ARMY OF FUSE, AND CONQUERING THIS PATHETIC BLUE DOT! AHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ulchtar: (sigh) Well then, THIS is going to be quite the busy winter.