Tales of the Tooniverse (A Cartoon Crossover Fanfiction)

Tooniverse Halloween: Mercs Next Door

"So who do you think would win in a fight: Carmen Sandiego or Kim Possible?"

"Dude are you seriously trying to have this conversation with me?"

Two Roboapes were having a relatively mumdane conversation while yhey were guarding the main entrance of Mcfist tower. The second Roboape scratched his behind and looked at the first one in confusion.

"I'm just trying to start a debate."

"We are not designed to debate. Or to have stupid conversations. That's what the 18M3 models are made for."

The first Roboape rolls it's eyes.

"Just answer the question!"

"......Carmen Sandiego."

"Sandiego?! Are you primary circuits toed in a knot or something?!"

"You asked for an answer! I gave you one!"

"Yeah but....Kim Possible can do anything!"

"Except be trained by some of the world's greatest thieves from birth! Conversation over....."

Growls You can't just give me your answer without hearing mi-

Just as the Roboape was about to make gus case, a quick sniper shot blasted through his mechanical skull as he crashed to the floor. The second Roboape gasped.

"M3n60za? M3N60ZA!"

  It pressed a button at the side of its head.

THIS IS MODEL R3MY SPEAKING! SOMEONE HAS INFILTRADED FISK TO-wait is that a kid in the sk-

The robot's metal skull was crushed underneath the full force of a metal bat as a certain orange water wearing Australian hopped off of the Roboape and pressed his own comms.

"OY 5! The close is clear. Time ta give these bastards hell!"

Just then, a large metal craft flew down from the sky and roughly landed right next to the blonde boy.

Descending out of the ship emerged a Africa American woman, a young Japanese woman, and a very large man wearing a gas mask and aviator helmet.

"Numbuh 5 doesn't like our odds here." Said Abigail as she examined their surroundings.

"C'mon Abi, we've faced worse odds."

Hoagie lifted his minigun off the floor and started to examine his surroundings. McFist was definitely slacking when it came to his defenses. It seemed as though the metal armed bastard was cutting corners ever since the ninja started to attacking him less and less.

"And from what I can see, it looks we have a clear shot to McFist's workshop."

"Then what the 'ell are we waitin' for Hoagie?! Let's run in and blast these bastards!"

"But Wally! We're supposed to wait for Nigel' signal!"

The blonde boy now referred to as Wally groaned at his girlfriend's comment.

"Seriously Kuki?!"

Numbuh 5 chimed in

"She's got a point Wally. Uno hasn't told us to come in guns ablazing...."

Swats him on the back of his head

"You were the one who leaped down to get in on the action!"

"Ow! I'm sorry I'm sorry, Alright Abby?!"

Hoagie and Kuki chuckled at their exchange before they were silenced by a large metal door being launched directly at them. They leapt back as the door slid to a stop and a man in red plumber armor with a similarly colored full headed helmet with a pointy blue visor sat up and dusted himself off

"I see you have all gotten my signal."

"You getting launched out of a room is the signal?!"

Hoagie exclaimed before Uno sighed

"I would've been a lot more subtle but my unexpected dance partner rudely interrupted my communication with you all."

The group stared at Uno in awe before Abi spoke up

"Uno....who the hell os thus dance partner?"

"Maybe it's that weird pumpkin thing!"

They all turned to where Kuki excitedly pointed as a gigantic robot shaped like a Pumpkin emerged from the armory. The group looked on in confusion while Kuki beamed with joy.

"Ooh so festive!"

"Oi! Is that a Crash Nebula villain?!"

"Right on the money Wally....and it looks we're gonna be squashed if we don't take it out!"

"Numbuh 5 has a bad feeling about this...."

Uno sighed as he pulled out his pistols

"That is Mcfist's recent projects an animation icon powered by an power source our employer wants"

Wally seems to beam at that fact

"You mean we can-"

"Smash it to smithereens? Damn straight."

Everybody nods as they pull up their weapons and aim at the slowly approaching automaton. Uno smirks under his helmet as he stand with his friends

"All right team...battle stations!"