TDI Gwen X Male Reader

[Bonus Chapter] Totally Incorrect Quotes

Chris: "Name an animal with three letters in it's name!"

Lindsay: "Alligator!"

*Static*

(Y/N): "WHAT'S YOUR TYPE!"

Gwen: "Anything, honestly, but you especially."

[(Y/N), desperately, as Gwen bleeds out]: "YOUR BLOOD TYPE"

Gwen: "Oh! B positive."

(Y/N): "DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE!"

Gwen: "...babe."

*Static*

(Y/N): "This is a mistake.."

[Gwen, enthusiastically]: "A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!"

(Y/N): "But not today."

[Gwen, still enthusiastic]: "Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess!"

*Static*

Gwen: [Watching the news] "Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!"

(Y/N): [walks in covered with ink] "Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.."

*Static*

(Y/N): [Gets down on one knee.]

Heather: "Oh my god, it's finally happening!"

(Y/N): [Falls over]

Heather: "The poison is kicking in."

*Static*

Heather: [Holding a bottle] "Is this whiskey or perfume?"

Lindsay: [Chugs entire bottle]

Lindsay: "It's perfume!"

*Static*

(Y/N): "Duncan, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!"

Duncan: "Well of course I have!"

Duncan: "Have you ever tried going mad without power?"

Duncan: "It's boring..."

*Static*

Chris: "Chef! My face is on fire!"

Chef: "Chris! Are you ok?!"

Chris: "Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly."

Chef: "But your face is on fire.."

Chris: "Yes. It's much faster than shaving."

*Static*

(Y/N): "Babe, why are you on the floor?"

Gwen: "I'm depressed.."

Gwen: "Also I was stabbed in the back by Heather, please call 911."

*Static*

(Y/N): "What time is it?"

Gwen: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out!"

Gwen: [Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune]

Heather: "WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING!?"

Gwen: It's 2 am."

*Static*

MacArthur: "You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle."

Duncan: "Shit.."

Geoff: "Wait, three?"