Suck my nut
I'll punch you in the gut and kick you in the butt
I'll put you down like a mutt, Mister Jabba the Hutt
Heres some advice
No don't put it in rice
You fuckin idiot that's twice
Go on ahead and bring your friends, it'll be like shooting mice
Here's an issue
You a bitch, don't even say "a bitch, who?"
I'll shut yo ass up, and blow your nose just like a tissue
I was corny once
Don't change the fact that you're a dunce
Now go ahead and smoke some blunts
I know you an uninspired asshole, you and your runts
Imma beat you so bad and shove you down the chute
I don't give a hoot
I just want the loot
Imma kick you right in the grapes, no not the fruit
Ok goodbye. Have a nice Christmas.
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HumorThese raps are childish, and are for children. Some of them are pretty mean and rude and cruel. I made them when I was an uneducated teenager. That being said, some of these make me laugh, so have fun. - The Poopoo man, circa 2024
