1. Alright, listen, look, your fat and everybody knows, you are all the ingredients to every single cook show
2. Your going against a professional, you ate a Thanksgiving feast as a snack with no vegetables
3. You should know that I got style, it took you 100 years to run a damn mile
4. Yo fat butt broke the damn chair, yo fat self fell down the stairs
5. Your big and I'm afraid of you for that, but girl gossip ain't even that fat
6. This bar, its gonna be really simple, you eat in a way that's the opposite of nibble
7. Listen, you know you always get bigger, but your fat fingers can't even pull the trigger
8. You all should know, that you can't jump, yo belly has 101 lump a lumps
9. You are bigger than this planet, your clothes look small on you, that's ratchet
10. Now you should know not to poop wearing your shoes, because if you do, its sound like UHHHH when you doo doo
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Rap Battle Roasts
HumorThese raps are childish, and are for children. Some of them are pretty mean and rude and cruel. I made them when I was an uneducated teenager. That being said, some of these make me laugh, so have fun. - The Poopoo man, circa 2024
