An Eagle and Blue Jay

Dark Revival

*Edwards and Theo are seen doing donuts and shooting machine guns everywhere in "Turbo Crash", readying themselves for their match against Marco*

Theo: Weeee! Why don't all games have infinite ammo!?

Edwards: Ugh, stop spinning you stupid car! How the hell did Y/N get used to this!? (Well, partly because he uses a wheel and not a controller)

Lamar: So who'd you wanna partner up with?

Tari: Oh come on Lamar! They're not that bad!

*Edwards then crashes their truck into a boulder and Theo shoots at an explosive barrel next to it*

Theo: Oh, so THAT'S what those funny red barrels do!

*Marco emerges from his balcony above them*

Marco: Alright, enough stalling. Blue, do your warp thing already, I want to see what Lucks was so obsessed with!

Tari: Ok then, I'll handle guns on Edward's car. Theo, you do the same for Lamar. Work together guys, and we'll take him down!

Everyone else: Right!

*As Tari grabs her controller, she starts warping into the game. However, when she landed, she lands in a very empty Silica City with Luck's wanted signs all over the place. She also hears a very familiar and squeaky English voice when she warps in*

?: Ahahahaha! So there you are!

Tari: Ugh, this isn't Turbo Crash...

*Tari looks around and sees a Coraline-esque puppets of Masa and Belle. They turn around to reveal their button eyes as they walk towards Tari like a pair of stung marionettes*

Belle: Well Masa, we're going to jail now!

Masa: Yes! Because our "friend" abandoned us!

Tari: No... I didn't want to leave you!...

Masa: But you did anyways!

Belle: It doesn't matter, we found a better team! Because now we're with!...

*Belle and Masa start singing and dancing as if they were in a musical with their possessed movements and speech*

Belle: Someone who's worth a thousand men!

Masa: Someone who'll make us great again!

Belle: She's just the best that's ever been!

Masa: Who is it?

Masa and Belle: It's Evelyn!

*Lucks appears behind the crashed car of Lamar*

Lucks: She's much better than Tari!

*Then, a giant Evelyn appears over the city sky, looking down on Tari*

Evelyn: Ohohohoho! I love this song!

Tari: Evelyn, what are you doing here!?

Evelyn: What am I doing here?

*Evelyn then laughs and moves around her room with a cardboard box of Silica City with Tari on her desk*

Evelyn: It's my room you creep!

Tari: Evelyn, my friends need me right now! So I'm just gonna leave you to whatever sick game you have here!

*Tari activates her meta runner vision and Evelyn notices this*

Evelyn: Oh, we'll be having none of that today!

*Evelyn spontaneously teleports behind Tari, as Sheridan did to Masa and Belle, and bugs Tari's arm to disable her Warp Function.*

Evelyn: Oh, you're not leaving. Not after all the trouble that nice doctor went through to give me the power to warp in here as well!