So, I managed to enroll in school and learned some lessons. Right now, I am in class getting lessons. Here's what I have learned so far: humans basically start from mortal martial layer 0, and the key to reaching layer 1 is by refining qi. How do I do that? I just have to open my dantian and spiritual roots to absorb qi. Dantian is also known as the sea of qi.
Now, how do I open my dantian? It's written in my textbook.
**Steps to open your dantian for beginners:**
1. Place your hands on the lower dantian.
2. With every inhale, draw the breath into the lower dantian.
3. Continue this to cultivate qi.
Uh, this looks simple enough. Let's try it. I started to breathe after placing my hands on the lower dantian, and I started to feel some energy gathering inside me.
The user has reached Mortal Martial layer 9.
Skills acquired:
1. Qi
2. True qi
3. Divine sense
4. Divine power
Wait, what? What were the processes till layer 9 anyway?
**Layer 1: Refine qi**
**Layer 2: Quenching body**
**Layer 3: Martial body**
**Layer 4: Opening veins**
**Layer 5: True qi**
**Layer 6: Divine sense**
**Layer 7: Divine power**
**Layer 8: True form**
**Layer 9: Completion stage**
Oh, I see I had already completed all the requirements; I just needed to open my dantian. Well, that was fast. Let's start True Martial.
The user has reached True Martial 9th layer.
Uh, what? Now, what were the requirements for this?
**Layer 1-9: Surpassing mortals**
Uh, okay, let's go to the extreme state. Please don't speedrun this too!
The user has reached Extreme State, tempered.
Bruh, let's just go to Nirvana Tribulation.
The user has reached Nirvana Tribulation, 9th tribulation.
OMG, now I am getting bored. I am not able to do a single training! Let's go to the Immortal realm.
Immortal human: Cultivate immortal qi.
Finally!! Now I can do something! But what is immortal qi?
- After 10 minutes
The user has reached Immortal King.
Skills acquired:
1. Immortal qi
2. Saint qi
Did I just skip two whole realms? What's going on? Why am I so overpowered? Let's continue to cultivate.
The user has reached Saint Venerate Realm.
This time, three realms?? Is progressing in Chinese martial arts this easy, or am I just too overpowered? WTF? Let's see what's the next realm.
**God realm: Cultivate Divine qi**
Uhh, please just for once don't skip any realm. OMG! I started to cultivate again, and it happened again.
The user has reached God King Realm.
Skills acquired:
1. Godhead
2. Divine sense sea
3. Divine qi
4. Profound qi
Seriously? How the heck should I have fun if I am literally transcending every realm instantly? Let's continue and see if I get any harder realm or not.
**Heavenly Dao Realm: A higher realm than God King; must cultivate 2 divine sense qi**
The user has reached Dao Tribulations, 10th layer.
Skills acquired:
1. Dao origin Qi
2. Laws of the world
3. Dao soul
4. Profound dao qi
5. Ancient code
6. Law soul
Bruhhh, what the heck should I do? OMG, this speedrun is getting hella boring right now! Let's see the next realm. OMG, just give me something that is hard!
**Dao Sovereign: A higher realm than Dao Tribulation; must cultivate law soul.**
Please, I will die of boredom! Just this once, let me do normal cultivation! I started to cultivate, and then OMG!
The user has reached Dao God, 10th layer.
Skills acquired:
1. God origin soul
2. Space domain creation
3. Spirit qi
What's wrong with this trash system? OMG, this will literally make me cry! Please show me a normal realm in which I CAN ACTUALLY CULTIVATE NORMALLY!
**Divine Wilderness Realm: A realm higher than Dao God; it's almost 0 - 0.1% success in this realm.**
Finally!! Yes!! Now I can actually cultivate. Let's see the requirements!
**Supreme Dao God: Cultivate spirit qi with god origin soul.**
Hmm, well, I am okay if you give me something to do! I started to cultivate spirit qi.
The user has reached Venerable Ancestors Realm.
Skills acquired:
1. Six spirits
2. Dao golden body
Fk this, I will just continue now.
**World Defying Realm: One needs to cultivate spirit qi in the Dao golden body.**
I know, right? This trashy system is almost world-defying, hooly sheesh. Well, let's continue to cultivate.
The user has reached World Defying God Realm.
Skills acquired:
1. World defying soul
2. God source qi
3. God source
Now, fk this, let's go eat something. My mood is really bad right now!
Somewhere in heavens, Jade Emperor: What the heck?? Suddenly, a power equal to mine appeared somewhere in my domain. No, I can feel it's more superior to mine?? I only felt this much amount of power from God Buddha! Kwan-ti (God of War): Heh? What did you say? You must be joking, right? Is he an evil person? Jade Emperor: No, I can't figure it out?! Even though I can manipulate the entire laws of the world, I am not able to read his mind by changing the laws? Kwan-ti: Hmph, well, I will go check it out. If he has evil intentions, I may kill him on the spot. (Various other gods join Kwan-ti) Jade Emperor: *Sigh* Well, be careful.
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