Book: WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER DOT COM!?
Pillow: *Whistling intensified*
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Book: You can't always control who walks into your life, but you can control which window you throw them out of
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Book:
Marg•a•rita (Noun):The liquid that separates me and my mental breakdown.
Example: I was about to lose my shit, but I drank a margarita
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BFB Randomness (ft. ii)
HumorJust me being random with BFB characters sometimes featuring Inanimate Insanity There is a second book btw