Book: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous and If it bites you and you die, it's venomous
Geletin: What if it bites me and it dies?
Tree: That means you're poisonous, Jesus Christ, mate, learn to read
Marker: What if it bites itself and I die?
Golfball: It's voodoo
Lightning: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Book: That's correlation, not causation
Firey: What if we bite each other and neither of us die
Pillow: That's kinky
Book: oh my word
YOU ARE READING
BFB Randomness (ft. ii)
HumorJust me being random with BFB characters sometimes featuring Inanimate Insanity There is a second book btw
