EL: If you gonna call me "Evil" make sure you put Leafy after it! My way, my way or the highway!
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EL: The most important thing I've learned in my life, and I can't stress this enough: You gotta make a salad in a bigger bowl than you think
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EL while eating a hand: Me when I "mysteriously" feel better after I "have something to eat" 🤨
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EL: So what makes a butcher knife more butch that other knifes?
Book: The knife itself isn't necessarily butch. It's named that because it's wielded by a butcher, who is more butch than other food shop owners
EL: Hmm, I see.
EL: What then makes the butcher more butch than other food shop owners?
Ruby: The Knife
Book: That's what ancient Greek philosophy is like
EL: Okay, first of all Ouch
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EL: Fun fact! Crows can talk just like parrots do! It requires a process called "Freeing their tongues" (don't ask) but yes I want to train a flock of them to say "Run" and release them onto a hiking trail
Leafy : (I want to ask) How many nightmares do you want to give people
EL: All of them
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(This why EL doesn't drive)
A letter: "You parked so close to me I took the "T" off your Tahoe, because you're AHOE! -EL"
The car: AHOE
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BFB Randomness (ft. ii)
UmorismoJust me being random with BFB characters sometimes featuring Inanimate Insanity There is a second book btw
