Bookaroo: One day, someone will think about you for the last time in eternity. You will be forgotten by the world and the universe.
EL: Not if I eat the Mona Lisa! >:)
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EL wearing a moustache & being her own lawyer: Your honor my client (Me) would like to plead oopsie daisies
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Evil Leafy: Yea, you think you cool but you'd probably contribute no meaningful flavor if you were added to the broth
Lego Brick: I'm not flavorless :/ maybe, just maybe, I contain some sulfur and nitrates and sugars that when heated in the presence of amino acids produce complex flavors. You don't know me or my story!
Evil Leafy: My bad
Evil Leafy: I'm adding you to the broth :)
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Ruby: Why are the best fruits the hardest to open 😭
EL: This fucking bowling ball is gonna be delicious, I know it! 😋
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Evil Leafy: I already named my switchblade Stabitha but what's a good name for a sword?
Tune: SHLASHLEY
Evil Leafy: SHLASHLEY
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Evil Leafy: I hate the sound of people shaking their salads
Leafy: Leia lol
EL: I fucking hate it!!!
EL: I have issues…
EL: So many issues
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(Back wen EL & Leafy were kids)
Leafy: …I want the cookie…
EL: *Death Stare* What did you say?
Leafy: Nothing!
Leafy & EL's Mom: Say it louder
Leafy: NOTHING!?
Leafy & EL's Mom: Say that you want the cookie
Leafy: I. WANT. THE. COOKIEEEEEEEE
EL: NOT. HAPPENING!!!!
*Then EL & Leafy proceed to have a fistfight*
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BFB Randomness (ft. ii)
HumorJust me being random with BFB characters sometimes featuring Inanimate Insanity There is a second book btw
