Pencil: Guys, there's a monster under my bed and it's really ugly
Firey Jr on the bottom bunk: Honestly, Fuck you
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8-Ball to Bracelety: Please, picking locks is my specialty
*8-Ball throws a brick through the window*
8-Ball: Ok, let's go
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Liy: Ok, help me, please!
Stapy: Got two words for you
Liy: I bet they won't be helpful
Stapy: Your problem
Liy: I was right
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Pencil: This is a very powerful artifact. You'd be messing with some forces we don't fully understand
Firey Jr: That sounds like a dare to me
Pencil: Oh my tree
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Match: Wasn't iCarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo?
Liy: ICARUS?
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Stapy: Liy gave me a get better soon card
Pencil: That's sweet!
Stapy: I wasn't sick, she just thinks I can do better
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Match: Maybe the true treasure was friendship all along. But I hope not, because I can't spend friendship on new clothes
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Match: Why does Liy always do the laundry so loudly?
Pencil: So everyone knows that no one helps her out in the house
Liy in the distance: *Slams the washing machine shut*
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Bracelety: Hey Jr, can you give me the opposite of these words?
Bracelety: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down
Firey Jr: Never, Going, To, Give, You-
Firey Jr: The fucking satisfaction
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Firey Jr: You know guys, sometimes I feel like Liy doesn't take me seriously enough
Match: "Sometimes"?
Pencil: "Enough"?
Firey Jr:
Pencil: Change that to 'at all's and we'll talk
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Bracelety: Onion rings are vegetable donuts
8-Ball used to her being dumb: Sure…
Bracelety: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
8-Ball: Ok?
Bracelety: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake
8-Ball:
Bracelety: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-
8-Ball: Jesus, That one is a little-
Pencil: (Interested): No, No, Bracelety keep going
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Liy: How the hell are you still alive?
8-Ball: Honestly, I'm just as confused as you are
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Bracelety: It's Christmas! Are you all in a Christmas mood?!
Pencil: Merry Crisis
8-Ball: Jingle bells, Jingle bells, single all the way
Match: Hoe hoe hoe
Bracelety: Guys, please
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Match: All right y'all, Let's take a vote!
Stapy: A secret vote! Everyone close your eyes
*Everyone closed their eyes*
Liy: We don't see the results!
Stapy: Well, just say your vote out loud
8-Ball: Won't we recognize each other's voices?
Pencil: Match has a point
YOU ARE READING
BFB Randomness (ft. ii)
HumorJust me being random with BFB characters sometimes featuring Inanimate Insanity There is a second book btw
