EL: Last night I dreamt that scientist used a really bad picture of me to prove objects are closely related to goats and I was so insulted I woke up
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Leafy was under the impression that EL cared for her
Unbeknownst to her that Evil Leafy would sell her soul for a single twix bar
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EL: God is no longer with us, I'll take over now
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(At EL's b-day)
EL wearing a party hat while surrounded by a bunch of balloons: I expected nothing and I'm still let down
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EL: I feel that you should make one calculated bad decision a week, for your health
Lego Brick: Y'know what? You're right
(Later)
Lego Brick: Help I'm trapped in the shadow realm 😰
EL: GOT ANOTHER ONE GIRLS >:)
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EL: You win this round cheese
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Tune: Actually that is a rectangle cheese
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EL: Did you know that atoms never actually touch, their magnetic fields prevent it
EL: So in my defense Officer, I technically never punch this waffle
(Waffle lays unconscious on the ground)
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BFB Randomness (ft. ii)
HumorJust me being random with BFB characters sometimes featuring Inanimate Insanity There is a second book btw
