Nickel P l e a s e! 🔥

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Nickel: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4000 degrees for 1 minute

Bookaroo: Nico nO THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

Nickel: FLOOR IT?

Bookaroo: NICO NO

Nickel: HOW ABOUT 4.000.000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

Bookaroo: NICO YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

Nickel: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

Bookaroo: NICO P L E A S E

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