Life Ring: Kinda fucked up and nasty how Vampires drink blood, imo Like, Pespi costs a Dollar seventy five
Paintbrush: Where are you getting Pepsi for $1.75???? That shits like $2.30 Minimum!
Life Ring: Hospital
Cabby: Who the fuck is paying 2.30 for a Pepsi?
Life Ring: Not me, I'm paying a dollar seventy five. At the Hospital
Nickel: I pay like $2.50 but I'm from Goiky
Life Ring: I feel like we're getting off topic
Yin-Yang: Blood is free?
Floory: So is Pespi if you steal it?
Tea Kettle: Why…why is Lifer getting his Pepsi from the Hospital?
Life Ring: Because it's only a dollar seventy five
Fan: Why in God's name would a Vampire drink Pepsi?
Bot: Why would anyone drink Pepsi?
Test Tube: That's why I'm not a fan of the sexy vampire trope
1. It's overused and supports the current status quote of typical vampire sepremecy: Worshipping Rich Folk
2. Vampires prey upon humans and therefore symbolize Capitalist preying on the working class
3. Werewolves are much sexier imoLife Ring:
Nickel: Am I having a stroke?????Balloon: You might want to go to the Hospital then
OJ: I hear the Pepsi is cheaper there
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BFB Randomness (ft. ii)
HumorJust me being random with BFB characters sometimes featuring Inanimate Insanity There is a second book btw