Pepsi

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Life Ring: Kinda fucked up and nasty how Vampires drink blood, imo Like, Pespi costs a Dollar seventy five

Paintbrush: Where are you getting Pepsi for $1.75???? That shits like $2.30 Minimum!

Life Ring: Hospital

Cabby: Who the fuck is paying 2.30 for a Pepsi?

Life Ring: Not me, I'm paying a dollar seventy five. At the Hospital

Nickel: I pay like $2.50 but I'm from Goiky

Life Ring: I feel like we're getting off topic

Yin-Yang: Blood is free?

Floory: So is Pespi if you steal it?

Tea Kettle: Why…why is Lifer getting his Pepsi from the Hospital?

Life Ring: Because it's only a dollar seventy five

Fan: Why in God's name would a Vampire drink Pepsi?

Bot: Why would anyone drink Pepsi?

Test Tube: That's why I'm not a fan of the sexy vampire trope
1. It's overused and supports the current status quote of typical vampire sepremecy: Worshipping Rich Folk
2. Vampires prey upon humans and therefore symbolize Capitalist preying on the working class
3. Werewolves are much sexier imo

Life Ring:

Nickel: Am I having a stroke?????

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Nickel: Am I having a stroke?????

Balloon: You might want to go to the Hospital then

OJ: I hear the Pepsi is cheaper there

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