Several days letter, William was back to normal. "Um where are we?" Moonlight was blasting Sunshine's songs and he yells a lot in them but Stepan heard William. "We are in...hey hey hey hey! Moskau moskau-" William covered his mouth. "Please don't start Stepan please don't." Stepan stopped talking and looked at pictures of MIKSHA. "I make you time machine, yeah?" The car suddenly stopped. "WHAT THE HELL MOON." Sunshine hit his head on the window and it started to bleed. "Well I DONT KNOW go see and find out!!!" "NO IM NOT GOING IN THE COLD. ITS COLD OUT THERE." Sunshine looked away but Moonlight touched his yk inappropriately. "I need a bicycle seat~ please see what happened Sun." Sunshine got out quickly. "OK OK OK MOON!" He opened the car engine and there was a dead bird in it. He took it out and went back in the warm car. "IT WAS A DEAD BIRD HA." "Oh hahaha!" She laughed too. She kept speeding and the car finally stopped for good. Stepan got out first. "HOMELAND BEAUTIFUL SNOWY HOMELAND." Stepan kissed the ground. Everyone else was freezing cold. Sock and Buskin act like they were dying. Sock being comical about it and Buskin being dramatic about it. "We are gonna freeze! I guess we'll let it Gooo!" Said sock. "N-nooo we'll freeze and dieeeee..." Cried Buskin. Stepan looked for Miksha's house. "There. Go to the house." Everyone followed him and he carried William. "Why do you always carry meee." Stepan patted William's head like he was a dog. "you like a baby to me! MIKSHA and i will have baby.." and hour later, they made it to Miksha's house. Stepan knocked on it. She opened it and was smoking. "Привет, Степан, как дела?"(hey stepan what's up?) Stepan hugged her very tight. "Woah there. What's with all the softiness? Oh yeah your my Soviet bear." Stepan started blushing. "Uh um..is Rasputin here?" He asked. "Nah he's not. He's with his 'motherland'" she laughed. "Come in though it's probably cold for you guys." Everyone went in. MIKSHA noticed Moonlight. "I didn't know we had another girl. I'm usually the only girl. And who dyes their hair you know what who cares feel free to eat whatever idc." She went to her room. "Willy help me please 🥺." Begged Stepan. "Ok fine but my time machine first." "Ok". They built the time machine and it looked good.
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The Bad Guys
RomanceA gang of wrestlers known as the menaces we're in the apocalypse. They end up meeting more people and have fun adventures! Keep reading this book to join their fun and silly adventures with backrooms characters and more! (NSFW, GORE, SWEAR AND SLURS(
