The Bad Guys

Chapter 12: Funky Disco Time

"You on my back is so boring…=(" Partypooper Said as he kept walking. “This is soo funn weee =)” partygoer kissed partypooper as he was walking. He blushed even more and tried to stop blushing. "Kisses are boring..so boring…=(" “kisses are sooo fun! =)” she kissed him again. He couldn't take it anymore he gently put her down and ran away blushing hard. “Hey! Come back we were having so much fun! =)” she chased after him. He hid in a dumpster. “where are youuu? I really like hide and seek thats fun too! =)” Partypooper stayed quiet. "Boring game….=(" “its not boring! Its fun! =)” she looked in the dumpster “found you! =)” "Oh..=(" she grabbed partypoopers hand and pulled him out.  "Ow you hurt my hand..that was boring pain..=(" “sorry! =)” she kissed him again. He hid back in the dumpster blushing again. “Come outtt please? I only wanna play =)” "play what..? Something boring i bet..=(" “i wanna play uhh.. Me kissing you for hours the game! =)” "Oh..That sounds (not) boring..=(" he went back out the dumpster. Partygoer kissed him again and again. "B-boring kisses…=(" “ you must like when i kiss you! You’re blushing alot =)” she kept on kissing him. He made the whole hood go over his face. "I-i don't blush..it's boring=(" “stop lyinggg you do i just saw you =)” He walked away.  She jumped on his back  “stop trying to walk away from mee! =)” she kissed him again. He kept blushing a lot and ran away “im on your back partypooper! Stop running so fast.. =)”  He gently put her down. He ran away but he was still blushing. She ran after partypooper “stop running away i just want to have fun with you! =)” "It's very boring..yeah..=(" He climbed up a roof and sat on the edge. She climbed on the roof and sat beside him “stop trying to running away from me =)” and she kissed him. He started blushing again and looked away. "When you kiss me, it's very boring…=(" “then why do you keep running away and blush when i do? =)” "W-well um..it's uhh my reaction to when things are boring…yep..=(" she kissed him again “are you lying to me? =)” He started blushing. "N-no.. I'd never..=(" “then why the hell are you blushing?? =)” He didn't know what to say so he just covered his mask with his hoodie. Partygoer Just kept on kissing partypooper. He finally kissed her back. "My kiss was so boring…=(" “your kiss was soo fun not boring! =)” partygoer got even closer to partypooper and made out with him. He enjoyed every bit of it too. He didn't let go of her. Sock spied on them. "I-i don't know..this is a bad idea what if they push us off this.." Buskin started crying. Sock covered his mouth. "Hahaha…shhh..i can't believe she would kiss a guy like him." He decided to shoot partypooper. "Hahaha.. at least he won't be so annoying in the afterlife!”  Buskin stayed quiet. Sock shot the gun but Buskin pushed Partypooper so he  dodged the bullet and the bullet hit Partygoer instead. "...haha..uhh" “what the fuck.. =)” she turned around “you.. =)” Sock pointed to buskin and gave him the gun. "Haha..yeah he did it! Bad buskin! Haha" “you know that little crying motherfucker wouldnt do anything.. =)” "I-i don't wanna kill someone.." Buskin cried more. “You almost killed partypooper you jealous fucker! What the hell is wrong with you =)” "hahaha! So? He's annoying. With his everything is boring ass." she grabbed sock and went on the edge of the roof “you really wanna die dont you? =)” "N-no! Hahaha..don't do this..Please?" “oops! =)” she let go of him and he fell. Buskin was scared and started crying way more. "N-no! Don't kill me…" “im not going to kill you.. Ill eat you =)” "No…!" He ran away crying. “Hahaha i was just joking! Take a joke crybaby =)” "Jokes can make someone commit suicide.." he cried. “If you do commit suicide.. Can i eat your dead hanging lifeless body? =)” "um..sure..?" He backed away nervously. "Huh? What happened? Something boring i bet..=(" Buskin sat next to him and laid on him. "If you wanna call seeing my b-brother die boring, then sure." Partypooper looked down. Sock was laying there and not moving. "Oh well..life goes on…a very boring life..=(" Partypooper rubbed his back. "M-maybe you should stop i don't wanna be eaten.." Buskin cried. “How many fucking times do i have to tell you its a damn joke!=)
While Miksha and Stepan were walking, they noticed Sock on the ground. Stepan picked him up is and they saw his face. "Da..never knew you actually have face..not bad friend not bad…hmm you look like you need surgery! Don't worry i good doctor." Stepan ran away with Sock. Miksha just stood there. "Huh. Stepan there's blood he could be seriously injured or dead bro." "Da..? What you mean?" "There's blood coming out his fuckin head." "No worry i do surgery!" He walked away. Miksha just ignored him and followed. "Pigler come here." She had her on a leash. They walked away. Back on the roof, buskin kinda laughed but it was faint because he was crying. Partypooper was laughing too but trying to hide it. Partygoer was laughing out loud. Partypooper and Buskin were holding hands. "Wanna go do boring things together..? =(" "S-sure." “can i do boring things with you guys..? Ill probably make it fun.. but  forget what i said =)”  Buskin got on his back. "You're very light..so boring."
"I-i wonder what you look like without a mask” Partypooper moved back while Buskin was reaching to grab it off. "My face is very borin-..=(" Buskin took it off and evil happened. "You shouldn't had done that… =(" Partypooper stood up and grabbed buskin by the neck. "W-what are you doing..?!" "It's your punishment." Partypooper snapped his neck and dropped him off the roof then jumped off to dissect his body apart. "Stupid boy. =(" Partypooper out his mask back on and it was smiling. “Wow didnt even save some for me.. Rude =)” Partypooper fixed his mask so it was normal. "Huh? What? Something boring?..=(" “stop acting all boringg i saw what just happened! Oh and by the way you should really clean your hoodie =)” "I don't wanna show my boring body..it's black and boring =(" “i already know what it looks like just give me your damn hoodie so i can clean it! =)” "no..I'm fine.=(" she took his hoodie off anyway to clean it. He had black skin and that's all really. “Thankss for your hoodie so i can clean itt =)” "Probably a boring cleaning..=(" “just shhh.. I dont know how im gonna clean your hoodie but ill try =)” Stepan came back and noticed Buskin's body. "Da..you chopped up? Don't worry! I got you covered! I do surgery." Stepan gathered all of Buskin's body parts and walked away. "Oh what happened to him? Must've been boring..=(" “so your gonna act like you just didnt kill buskin like 1 min ago? =)” "I killed him? No..why would i? It's too boring.=("
“well ok.. =)” she gave him back his hoodie. He puts it back on. "Thank you. Boring hoodie..=(" “its not that boring! Your hoodie is super funn~! =)” "Whatever you say..it's still boring=(" she got super close to partypooper “your face is really fun too! i wanna take off that stupid mask and kiss you.. =)” "I dont know…it's really boring..=(" “take it off! Its like no one can see you =)" "I don't think so..i can't control it..=(" “Ill take it off for you! Its not gonna kill me =)” she takes off the mask. "You shouldn't had done that =(" He takes out his gun but starts fighting himself. "Stop it. =(" "No you! =(" “how about you both stop it! =)” "Yeah..just listen to her she's very boring..=(" "Fine put on your stupid ass mask. =(" He gets the mask from her and puts it back on. “Hey! I was gonna do something give me that mask back =)” she took off the mask and threw it off the roof “oops! =)” "You stupid Partygoer =(" "stop it you're being so boring =(“ “i didnt mean to do it! Im sorry ok? =)” she came a little bit more closer “very sorry.. =)”
"Don't you dare touch me you Partygoer=(" "Please touch me it's very boring..=(" she came closer and kissed him. He blushed. "No no..don't get feelings..=(" "Boring kiss..=(" she kissed him again and again and kept on kissing him. "Stop itt =(" "Oh please more..such boringness..=(" He kept blushing more and more. “Partypooper.. I just love kissing you! Your just sooo evil but you hide it! =)” she made out with him. "Yeah I'm evil and I'll kill you- =(" "This kissing is Soo boring and you better not kill her..=(" “im hungry for human cupcakes soo im gonna just go kill someone you.. Just try to find your mask! You dont want anyone seeing your face right? =)” He jumps off the roof searching for his mask and partygoer jumped to go back to place.