Chapter 10: Car factor

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"WHO BURNED THE HOUSE DOWN" said sunshine. "Da! It was me!" Stepan slapped himself. "Da..don't confess Rasputin..we are in van.." Miksha was in the middle of them both. "Can you two shut the fuck up? You guys are nice and all but you guys are annoying when you argue." She started smoking and shared the cigarette with stepan. "Spit tastes icy..nice.." “do you guys mind if i like drive somewhere? I dont wanna just sit here” "Da..i don't think it's good idea.. your breaks could be broken?" "Da! I broke-" Miksha elbowed his chest. "Shut up dumb fuck" Moon started driving. In the trunk Buskin and Partypooper we're actually having "fun". "It's so cold in here…but it's ok..-" Partypooper had a bunch of hoodies and gave him one. "You keep it..i made it for you friend. =(" Buskin laid on him again and they were kinda disappointed they had to be with Sock and Partygoer. It was mainly Partypooper. He always had a crush and loved Partygoer but now she likes Sock. "HAHAHAHA watch this Partygoer!" He scares piggler and the pig had a heart attack. "Hahahahah!" "That could've been the only food we had in here sock…" said buskin he started to cry. Partypooper rubbed his back again "it's ok..people always say life goes on..=(" Moon was trying to break as she was headed straight for a red light. “What..? why the fuck isnt it working?”"BREAK THE FUCKING CAR MOON" “I CANT.. WHAT THE FUCK..*car crash into light pole* Rasputin didn't put on his seat belt so his hat flew away and he jumped out the window to get it. "Da…our friend is stupid.." "шаг шаг шаг..i know right. Wanna jump out and make sure he doesn't get hit by a car?" "Why not..?" They both jumped out the car to search for Rasputin. Rasputin was chasing his hat in the street and he stood still in the rode because he saw a squirrel and he got hit by a car. "Da..friend? You ok?" "Get the fuck up Rasputin." She took the cigarette out of Stepan's mouth and put it in Rasputin's mouth. "Da! Let's go!" He put back on his hat. And they walked back to the car. Moon was crying because her car crashed “this car was so much money.. Waaaa… :(“ "FUCK YOU CAR." Sunshine opened the engine and put his head in it. "IM FUCKING MAD AT YOU YOU ENGINE" The car hood closed on him. "GET IT OFF WHAT THE FUCK" moon opened the car hood back up “there..”
"THANK YOU MOON I'LL MAKE SURE TO WEE WOO YOU EXTRA HARD"
The trunk was stuck closed. Buskin started crying. "I don't wanna die.. please no i don't wanna die.." "Well I'll save you. It's ok.. surely its gonna be boring and totally not fun right Partygoer..=(?
“Being trapped is like super funnn! Yayy! Im kinda hungry for some human cupcakes right neow..=)” "I said surely escaping won't be so fun right Partygoer..? =(" “yeah yeah sure =)”
Partypooper and Buskin got it open and they came out. "Have you ever rode someones back buskin..? =(" "Nope..it seems scary.." he started crying. Partypooper picked him up and put him on his back. "Trust me on this ok..? =(" Buskin held onto him. "This isn't fun..to me..i do wish someone could say this is fun..=("  partygoer throws snow at partypooper “hey partypooper? Wanna play with me?” "it won't be fun…probably boring…but sure.. anything to get you away from sock..=(" “you know i always make things fun =)”
"Hahaha! Hey Partygoer! Look at the car HAHAHA!" “hahaha i could make a snowdevil on top of the car!=)”
"HAHAHA! Let's make one together!" “i was gonna go play with partypooper tho.. =)” "oh come on me or his boring ass? Hahaha!" “sorry partypooper.. Maybe next time? =)”
"B-but you said we would play…=(" “im sorry…=)”
Partypooper walked away while Buskin was loving riding his back. At the car, everyone was looking at it until the cowboy noticed the break was cut. "Is it me or my tingling balls..but that darn break is cut." "Da! That's because I showed lucina how to make a car go faster!" Everyone got mad at Rasputin except Stepan and Miksha. "Stupid boy." “YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARD YOU RUINED MY $20,000 CAR!”
"Da.. DON'T TALK TO HIM LIKE THAT. HES MENTAL." Stepan got his sickle and raised it up high but he didn't kill her. He walked away. Miksha snapped her fingers. "What about the designer stuff??" "Da..yes..the beautiful outfits of yours." "LETS LIVE ON THE STREETS YEAHHH" Sunshine git his guitar and went in the streets and started playing his music. "Da..me and friends work on shelter?" "Da! I build a shelter! I caught myself in my bear trap!" Said Rasputin.
Buskin finally got down. "Thanks.." he said. He held Partypooper's hand. "I'm gonna make her like me back…instead of that sock guy..=(" "I don't know..he can do a lot of things but he loves manipulation so yeah that's all I can say.." Sunshine was making tips from playing his guitar until they stopped. He looked to his left and saw Rick. "NO THIS IS MY STREET GET THE FUCK OF IT. THAT'S MY MONEY." Rick put on his boxer mask and decided to fight him they both started wrestling each other and a lot of people started watching. They were throwing Tons of dollars at them until Rick threw Sunshine into Moon. "Sorrys!" “THERE IS NO DAMN SORRYS WHAT IF I THROW YOUR GIRLFRIEND ON YOU?” "Uhh honestlys i wouldn't helps her ups.." He helped Sunshine up. They made $478 from wrestling and they agreed to do it everyday and split it. Rick was friends with his enemy. Every single day Rick kept beating Sunshine. Sunshine kept getting bruised up. "Hey uh Rick..let's not do it today.." "Oks!"  “ill wrestle you.” said moon. "Uhs you're jokings right? I'm the #1 wrestler!!" Smiled Rick. “trust me im very strong.” "Fines! Let's wrestles!" SHE WINS!! "Hows did i lose to yous?" “i dont know but your english is trash tbh” Rick walks away planning to get revenge. "I HATE MENACES BY THE WAYS" “OK IRDC BAD ENGLISH MAN". Rasputin and Stepan and Miksha we're supposed to help make a shelter. Instead, she forced them to help her steal designer clothes. "Hmm that's it guys let's run." They all ran back. Rasputin tried on the heels. "Da? Lucina wears these on the dates! He tried walking in them but he fell. He noticed an old man. "Da! You look like the Zeus guy!!" "Mhm..wish i was Zeus..now I'm NOBODY…" "Da! I make you into a Zeus man! Let's cut all that hair off first. Zeus has no long hair! I think da!" STEPAN trims his hair so it's short and cuts his beard so it's not much. "Da! You look like Zeus now!" Zeus started crying.  "WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME.." Hermes came "bruh he wanted braids not this. *He magic spell and Zeus grows his hair back* "Thanks Hermes bye bye." "Byee."
Cerberus was with them too. "Woof woof bark?" "Stay with my dad girls byeee"
Since they were on earth they had to turn into 3 dogs. Hades came too. "Look at the loser god haha. Everyone left and Miksha, Stepan, and Rasputin were traumatized. They left the store. And went to their shelter place. Partypooper took Buskin to a roof of a high building. "Ever felt like jumping..? =(" "Y-yes a lot of times.." They looked at each other and held hands. "Maybe we can dat-.."
"No buskin…no..we can't. =(" "But maybe Partygoer will get jealous and she'll wanna be with you and not sock…?" "Worth a try..a boring try.=(" They jumped off the building together and didn't die. They went over to where Sock and Partygoer was. “Making snowdevils are so funn! I wish i could do this with partypooper.. =)” "hahaha! No you don't he's very boring and depressing screw that punk ass!" “well.. Ok =)”  Partypooper and Buskin pretended they didn't know sock and Partygoer we're there. "O-oh partypooper i love you so much.." He kisses him. "Yeah..you're the best person i could ever date…=(" he kisses him too.  “HUH?! WAIT.. IM THE ONE WHOS SUPPOSED TO KISS YOU =)”
"You obviously like someone else…so i found someone else too. =(" “ I DONT LOVE HIM I HATE HIM HES A FUCKING BASTARD "I love you.. Partygoer…=(" “i love you too partypooper.. Im sorry =)”
"Haha..uhh helloo?? What about me party goer??" “shut the fuck up =)”
Partypooper held Partygoer s hand. "This is very boring to do..but I'll do it anyway…=(" he kisses her “... i-i.. Uhh.. THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN OMG.. =)” Sock walked away and dragged Buskin with him "let's go buskin..haha.." Him and Buskin went away while Partygoer was having fun and Partypooper wasn't.(he was enjoying having her to himself tho) In the store, miksha, Stepan, and Rasputin were all walking back to the place. Rasputin tried on one of her outfits. "Da! It doesn't fit me so it doesn't fit you!" Miksha just walked and ignored him. "Da..you look like girl. Ha." Rasputin fell because he was wearing heels and his hat flew away. He took off the heels and put on his boots and ran for miles. Stepan and Miksha just kept walking together. "Da..you are very rude towards retarded.." "i know i am you so called mean guy. You aren't even intimidating." Stepan grabbed her and threw her in the car. "Ow what the duck?" He jumped in in there too and shut the doors. They started making out and YK what happens. Everyone forgot about the cowboy in there too with Bailey. "Oh yeah..now this is some real good ol shit.." he started masturbating to them.     “Im not lookin’ at two ugly ass russian people havin’ sex” the cowboy started groping her "Now Bailey girl~ show me that little pussy of yours.." “uhh.. I dont wanna show ya right now..” He took off her pants. "Look at them lil panties~" He said as he started rubbing her pussy “s-stop it i don’t wanna~..” He fingered her while masturbating still. 3 hours later they were all done. Stepan accidentally came in Miksha. And a week later they got the best news of their life. "Hey um Stepan." "Da..what?" "I'm pregnant.." Stepan smiled and hugged her tight. "Da..we have kid!" “CAN YOU GUYS JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP? MY CAR BROKE DOWN FOR LIKE WEEKS NO ONE HAS HELPED US WE MIGHT AS WELL WALK TO A DAMN HOTEL I WAS GONNA GO TO A AIRPORT FLY BACK TO THE US AND GO TO MY OWN HOUSE BUT YOUR UGLY ASS FRIEND RUINED EVERYTHING..” moon started crying. Sunshine went to her. "WHY ARE YOU CRYING?” “ITS BECAUSE THEM THREE STUPID UGLY ASS RUSSIANS WANNA RUIN MY LIFE I HATE THEM I WANNA KILL THEM WHY ARE THEY HERE..? THEY ARE ALL DUMB AS HELL I HOPE THEIR BABY DIES..” "shh da.. baby is sleeping in tummy tum." He laid next to Miksha's stomach. 9 months later she gave birth to their son. "What should we name him. He has a penis Stepan" "Da..hmmm..Vodka Rum William Johnson the 3rd..!" "Perfect name!" She kissed him. The baby started crying and looked ugly while doing it. (because it has fasd) He turned 5 years old. "Dwine Swine!" "Da..that's right." Stepan opened up a vodka bottle and gave it to him. "Drink up kid you earn it." "Thank!" Vodka Rum drank some and coughed some up. "Ow..throat hurt did" Stepan poured the rest down his throat. "Vodka make strong kid. Show muscle." He flexed his arm and it was boney and skinny. "Da..it's ok you'll get better like me." Miksha called everyone over and Rasputin finally came back after the long ass run. "Da! My hat! I found it! Who is the child???" "Da.. nevermind him just shh" "yeah fucking shh retard lol" they showed everyone that ugly ass child. "EWWWWWW WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" Sunshine picked it up "YOU UGLIER THAN YOUR MOM"."Huh?"  RUM couldn't hear him. “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING EWWWW GET IT THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME” said moon. She backed away from it. Sunshine threw it on the ground. The cowboy looked at it. "You..damn..this is a first ain't it..sorry partner i ain't  fucking you kiddo." He walked away “that.. Is one ugly damn child if i wanted to adopt a human child with partypooper this thing wouldnt be picked.. =)” "a-adopt a child with me..? That must be soo boring to do..all the paper and questions..but i agree. =(" Sock just started laughing like shit "HELL NO WHAT THE FUCK AHAHAHAHAHA BUSKIN AINT EVEN THAT UGLY HAHAHA" Buskin started crying. "Why are you so mean to him…he's only 5.." Stepan sighed and picked up Rum and took him to a dark place. "Huh? Did where we?" "Da..kid..you aren't the child i expected.." Stepan got a chain and tied it around Rums neck. "Stand on stool yes?" "Huh?" Stepan put him on the stool and tied the rest of the chain to the tree. "Da..all things go to end." "Did meth is hard help meh-" He accidentally fell off the stool and died. "Da..more food for me.." stepan got his chainsaw and started cutting. 4 hours later he roasted it on sticks. "Da..Kebabs in honor of my family!" He gave it to everyone and everyone ate it. "THIS IS GOOD WHAT IS IT??" “I LOVE IT IT TASTE LIKE HUMANS =)” "ew..seems boring to eat..look at this boring stick it's on..ew..=(" “is this made out of humans??? =)” "Da..no..it's umm dog..yep dog meat.." "NO WONDER ITS SO GOOD" Sunshine took Moon's and ate it. “I know human when i taste it.. And your ugly ass human child is gone so.. You killed him and cooked him and put him on a stick for everyone to eat! =)” "Da..you fucking Yellowstone season premiere..I HATE AMERICAN" Stepan punched her. “HAHAHA you only made your death 100x worse..” and she grabbed his arm and bit it. Partypooper pushed her off him. "Stop it please..=(" “but i was hungryyy =)” "i don't care..don't hurt humans please..they seem boring to eat..=(" “fineee only because you said please =)” Stepan passed out because he was missing an arm. "WELL..LETS TAKE HIM TO A HOSPITAL." He went to the hospital and came back with a robotic arm. "Da..now I'll get revenge on Yellowstone american.." he punched her hard with his robotic arm. “That didnt really hurt! That was fun actually! Do it again =)” "Hahaha! Guys! Watch this magic trick!" "Oh no…" buskin started crying. "Hahaha! 3…2…1!" He snapped his fingers.

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