Chapter 8: Skiing Shit

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William went in he time machine "Thanks Stepan. You'll always be remembered" He went in it and left but he made new William (apocalypse William). "So are you gonna help me???" William walked away. Stepan grabbed him by the neck. "Friends no lie. You promised and you will give me what I want." "O-Ok fine."  In the living room, Sock and buskin we're wearing tuxedos and acting like random people. "Oh shut up sir I am the happiest man ever HAHAHAHAHA". Buskin was crying but he was acting. "B-but sir! What about the children?!" Miksha laughed. "Shek Shek Shek! Oops.. I mean шаг шаг шаг! Nice job!" Stepan and William came back after practice. "Uh where is rainbow man?" *In bedroom* "OK SO ARE YOU GONNA SIT ON ME OR WHAT?"  "I ammm! Just wait have some damn uhh whats the word..?  BE PATIENT." Sunshine got mad and grabbed her by her waist and sat her on his yk. (We already know what happens) Back in the living room, Stepan decided to confess. "miksha we need to talk outside." She was busy sharing a cigarette with the cowboy. "Ok stepan" she took the cigarette from the cowboy and he started choking in the ash. Everyone ignored him. Outside it was 16 degrees. Stepan didn't wear a jacket and just walked with miksha. "So what is it?" Stepan blushed as he shot a bear and ripped it's head off, putting the fur on himself. "I love you. A lot like I loved you since birth miksha" She blushed.  She kissed him but they both tripped and fell down a hill of snow but they were laughing a lot. "I hear Ukraine whistleblower!" He got knocked in the head. miksha fell on his yk. "Yeah i know haha you have a good girl" They both kept laughing until they eventually passed out on each other. Sunshine came out the room and moonlight couldn't walk hardly. He stretched her ass out hard. "WEE WOO THAT WAS FUNN" "Cool?" Said William. He didn't care.. “P-please h-help william~... I c-cant w-walk that good right now~..” moonlight said as she was trying to get to the couch. Stepan and Miksha finally came back. Their noses were red. "You look like a Rudolph!" Said stepan. "No you! You little bear!" Miksha jumped on his back and punched him in the face. He punched her back. "What's wrong with the girl on Floor?" William ignored him and he grabbed William's neck. "What is wrong with her.?" "She just got fucked hard. IG? Idk what happened ask her" stepan went to moonlight. "What happened with you? You look like a.." Miksha joined in and they both said it. "A legless dog!!" They both laughed so hard “t-that's not really f-funny~.. A-and I'm t-totally o-okay..~ i j-just got f-fucked r-really r-really hard~” Sunshine walked up "and you loved it. Didn't you? “mhm~.. C-can you help me up~?” Sunshine helped her. "There you go" “t-thank you sun~..” "you're welcome MOON" He took her back to the bedroom. "LETS GOOO WEE WOOO" “p-please n-no sun~..”
(They do it again) After a 2 good hours, there was a knock at the door. Everyone was chilling. MIKSHa got the door. "Who is it?" "Ummss it's me! Ricks Novaks." He smiled and his gap teeth were showing. Rasputin ran up behind him and knocked down the door making him fall on Rick. MIKSHa stood back. "Buddy! what's up Rasputin!" She helped up. Stepan walked to them too. "Rasputin hello!." "Da! Hi!" Rick just walked away and put his paper bag over his head. William tried to help him get out of here. Sock noticed Rick. "Hey! I know you! We thought you were dead!?"

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