At the base everyone was just doing whatever. Stepan and Mikdha and Rasputin were all working on something. "Da..make sure no spy on us." partygoer walked up to them “hey is it cool if i just bite off you guys arms? but not stepan i already bit his=).” "Da! Yes!" Miksha slapped him and Stephan just shook his head. But before she could rip off his arm fully they threw vodka glass at her. “Oww.. rude! =)” she fully ripped off rasputin’s arm and walked away. Rasputin chugged some vodka and got a dead body's arm attached to him. "Da! Let's work on the MISSILE NUKES!" "Shut up bro. everyone looked at them. "NUKES? WHAT?" Sunshine went over to them. "YOU ARE WORKING ON MISSILE NUKE-" Stepan slammed his head into it and dragged him to his doctor office. "da… seems like you don't learn." He hung him up on the wall by his only shirt. "Have good night friend." And he smacked sunshine's head with a metal bar. “Um.. stepan? Can i go in your little weird office for a moment?” "Yes but i come with you." “noo noo just me” she ran in the office and locked the door “i always save your life do i?” she started untieing sunshine. "Huh what..?? Wheres the birdie?" “theres no damn birdie dummy” Stepan was banging on the door. She untied him. Stepan knock down the door with his sickle in one hand and hammer in the other “um.. Please dont hurt me or sun..” He walked closer to them. "I tell you not to come. And what you do? You come!” “listen.. Bro im sorry ok? Why are you gonna kill me kill yellow girl not us..” He got even closer to them both. "Da..i do that i get arm bit off." He raised his sickle about to kill them until Miksha comes in. "What in the hell are you doing bro." "Da..uh um..helping uhh my friend out right sunny friend??" "I SEE THE DEVIL AND MY BEST FRIEND." "Da..yep! Bye you two! Have good day!" "Mhm. Ok.." Stepan locked the door from the inside. "Da..oops. ;)" "You silly little man~" 2 hours later, they are done but they couldn't get out. Rasputin walked near the place. "Da! I tried to open it but it won't open." Miksha got close to the door. "Because it's locked from the damn inside stupid" "Da! Ohhh!" Rasputin walked away. He came back with sunshine and threw him against the door. "Get the door open Da!" He kept throwing him against it until it finally broke. And of course Stephan wanted to do surgery. So he tied him up to a chair and got his hammer. "NOOO PLEASE I WON'T GET HURT AGAIN..HAHA YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY MORE VODKA LESS DEATH..?" He pretended to drink vodka but it was water. "Da..yes..seems like i teach you good. Time to retire from doctor and be teacher. You are student sunny friend." "NOOOOOO." moon walked in. “what the hell are you doing?”
"Da! I am teacher now! No more doctor! Take seat come. Tell everyone!" “uhh no..” "YEAH NO FUCK NO-" Stepan grabbed him. "Rum and death are same to me…Sunshine is sunshine and sun explode in 2.6 billion years. You only die in 10 seconds now sit." Sunshine sat back down. Moonlight sat by him “no wee woo ok?” "Ok FINE.." “just not infront of stepan…" Stepan slapped her. "Da..no talk in class.." “oww.. sorry”
"Da..lesson 1 communism is good. Say it now." “i thought that shit was bad-..” Stepan slapped her. "Say it." "GERMANY FOREVER WEEE WOOOO" “please no wee woo because last time.. I couldnt walk..” "shut it. And say it now" “what if i dont say it?” Stepan gets his sickle."you next." “ok ok communism is super good! Yay haha happy?” "COMMUNISM RULES WEE WOOO" "Da.. good good. Now class who do i love??" “me because you kissed me once and miksha” "YEAH I AGREEE" Stepan smashed Sunshine's head into the table. "Da..you wrong sunny boy. No copy answer." "BUT ITS RIGH-" "No copy answer. In my class..you don't cheat, i cheat your life." "Hiya guys!" "Get the duck out da..i hate you soldi." "Ok byea I'm sorry for your cooperation.." soldi left. "Da..any question?" “yeah can me and sun leave?” "Da..you..Ha..ha..ha..NO YOU CANT." He tied them both up and left. William Johnson came back but was dress as caveman. "Uh ok um weird story but did you know-" "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME. YOU ATE MY LIVER." "Huh.?" He untied them both. "If you find the Partygoer and partypooper please take them back where they belong please". "NO PROMISES. BUT ok" Sunshine tied up William and left him. "BYEEE" Him and moon left.
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The Bad Guys
RomanceA gang of wrestlers known as the menaces we're in the apocalypse. They end up meeting more people and have fun adventures! Keep reading this book to join their fun and silly adventures with backrooms characters and more! (NSFW, GORE, SWEAR AND SLURS(
