The Bad Guys

Chapter 9: The prince of slaves

Everyone was shocked to see Rick alive but Rasputin carried him and stopped kicking him out the door. "Da! I did it!" He started drinking vodka and left. The cowboy was in his room talking to some girl. "You darn right i might as well come get ya now." He was smiling and masturbating. Suddenly a knock was at the door. Miksha who was smoking didn't answer it. "Why the fuck are we getting more people here?" William answered it. "Hiya!" William walked away. He knows about the 'hiya' and how racist they are. Sock and Buskin started mocking her. "Hiya! Hahaha!!" "Hiya…" cried buskin. The cowboy walked out the room, zipping up his pants. "Well well
If it ain't Bailey girl~” sunshine threw a grenade in the living room. "GET DOWN EVERYONE." The grenade went off but nobody was hurt. Stepan walked up to Sunshine who was naked with his boxers on. He picked up Sunshine and held his sickle against his throat. "Death and Sunshine look the same to me..Yes. That means the same to you?" Sunshine reluctantly agreed. "Yeah mhm YES" Rasputin came back. He had rum this time. "Da? Who?" Stepan looked at Sunshine again. Rasputin did too. "The word rum-" Stepan covered his mouth. "And the word DEATH means the same to me yeah..what about to you?" Miksha put up the middle finger. "Oh shit. You pissed him off Gay ass faggot" Stepan threw Sunshine against bricks that were in the house. "Oink oink" said Mrs Piggler. Piggler was Rasputin, Stepan, and Miksha's pet pig. They had the pig since they were all kids. Moon came out the room with her bra and panties on. "What the hell guys? Why is Sun on the ground next to that ugly fat disgusting pig??" Rasputin and Stepan pointed to miksha. "She did it"  Miksha punched Stepan and kicked Rasputin in the balls. In return, Stepan punched her and gave her a nosebleed. Rasputin started pouring vodka down his pants. "DA IT BURNS..DA!!" Stepan laughed at him but miksha got a candle and poured candle wax in Stepans pants. "WHAT THE FUCK MIKSHA AHHHH TOXIC SHIT KISS ME MOMMY" She started laughing. Sunshine passed out. He hit his head too hard on the bricks. Moon smiled "Finally i can get my revenge on you for not making me walk bitch." She got a pattle AND SPANKED HIM!!!!!!!!! Bailey who was very confused just sat down on the floor “you guys are just very fuckin’ weird..also what happened with that black monkey nigger that opened the door..?” William was hiding as he did not want to become a slave to someone again. Last time he did she fucked him and tried to have babies with him. "He's right there Bailey girl." The cowboy pointed to William. Bailey got her whip and started whipping the fuck out of william. "OW OW I'M SORRY. PLEASE STOP" said William “stop being so damn black nigger maybe ill stop whippin ya" William stood up "Well ok.." *he does the TikTok white girl dances* "White enough?" Miksha laughed at William "FAGGOT" She is high btw. ”tbh you little hole in your throat smoker lady.. Im pretty sure your the one whos a fuckin faggot” Miksha stopped smoking and took her shades off. "Excuse me?" Stepan and Rasputin watched. "Uh OH YOU PISSED HER OFF.” “like shes gonna do anythang she cant even do her hair right..” bailey said as she got her revolver out. Stepan took out his hammer and sickle "She does hair right and nicely it's you that has problems. You need to get a life. You little American" Rasputin got his pistol "Da! Americans are stupid!" He had the pistol turned towards him. “BAHAHAHAHAHA shoot me rasputin please do!”" He pulled the trigger and fell out. Stepan looked at him. "That is my friend. No..BEST FRIEND. You make big mistake american" He put the hammer and sickle together creating the Communist symbol. Vladimir Putin appeared. "You come with me girl." “ya’know i can just shoot all of you and this can be done just leave your ugly small dick friend dead and go kiss your ugly ass crush that has an oval shaped head” said bailey as she loads her gun. Sock patted her shoulder. "I don't think you should do that HAHAHA. I mean.. your cowboy friend is small as fuck." He started laughing. “Do you wanna be next to die shorty?” Buskin stepped in. "N-no he doesn't…just leave him alone.."  bailey pushed them out of the way “now who wants to die first… ugly russian big nose dude or oval head shaped girl?” she tipped her hat down a little “you don't know how many times i can live..” Sock and Buskin had a plan. They started acting. "G-go ahead and shoot Sock. I hate him." "WHAT?! HATE ME? NOO AHAHHAHA" "I'm done with being your stupid younger brother. You don't even see me as one..SHOOT HIM…" “now that was the worst actin’ ive ever seen.. Do better sock” "Hahaha.. WE'RE FROM GREECE FUCKING GREECE HOW YOU NOT THINK WE ARE GOOD ACTORS YOU WANNA SEE GREEK MAGIC HUH? HUH?" "S-sock c-calm down-" "SHUT THE FUCK UP BUSKIN I DO WHATEVER I WANT." Lighting started forming and it started raining hard. "ΘΑ ΣΑΣ ΚΑΤΑΝΑΛΩΣΩ ΟΛΟΥΣ ΜΕ ΕΝΑ ΚΟΥΤΣΙΜΟ ΤΩΝ ΔΑΧΤΥΛΩΝ ΜΟΥ ΑΚΟΥ ΚΛΑΙ ΜΟΥ ΖΕΥ."(I will snap my fingers and everyone of you all will die. Rain is his SADNESS while thunder is his ANGER. HEAR ME CRY ZEUS) There was a knock at the door. "I'm not getting it." Said William. “shut the fuck up black monkey boy who told you to speak?” Bailey said as she was getting ready to whip william more. "I'm not getting the door bitch." Bailey shot william in the foot “niggers aren’t allowed to speak" William opened the door trying not to cry in pain. Zeus looked in "Hello everyone.." Sock and Buskin started fanboying. "Zeus! We love you!" They both said as they were hugging him. "Now lighting strike that girl!!" Zeus walked in slowly and sadly. "ya’know I really like dragons they are so darn cool! What about you zeus? You like dragons?” Zeus started crying and laid on the floor. "Shut up.." Stepan picked him up. "Stop it old man. You look like uhh Rasputin dad! His name is Rasputin too!." Sock went up to Zeus. "Do the damn lighting thing!!" Zeus went to Bailey and tapped her. "Boom ooh lightning..yeah.." “what the fuck.. Don’t tap me weirdo.. Cowboy hes touching me" The cowboy got up and went up to Zeus and spat in his face. "I hate when creepy old men touch young precious beautiful girls that are in their teens.." Zeus got mad and he tried making a lighting bolt. But failed. "Aha..um..yeah idk..maybe you two Greek kids call another god? I'm not a god anymore." "NOOOO YOU CANT RETIRE YOU OLD ASS MAN!!" Zeus left the house and walked away. "M-maybe..call Dinoysus..?" "HELL NO ALL HE DOES IS EAT AND DRINK ALL DAY" The cowboy went up to Bailey. "Howdy Bailey girl. Come to my room yeah? Your ass is just making me wanna Fuck it. You're 17 right? I love my girls innocent and young."uhh.. Ok i guess..” They both went into the bedroom but everyone made sure they couldn't get out. They put chairs against the door knob and tied it with chains and everything. *2 hours later* Sunshine felt bad for them "Come onn! SHE'S PROBABLY DEAD HE'S OLD AS HELL." Everyone said no. Sunshine banged his head on the door repeatedly until he made a hole and stuck his head through it. "HERE'S SUNNYY!" “uhh~.. C-cowboy~.. You might wanna find a new door on ebay~..” "Oh shut up. Sunny boy get your  ass in here before i jerk ya off for good." "NO NO HELL NO" He tried taking his head out but it got stuck and it was poking him. The cowboy put his dick into Sunshine's mouth. He started choking but Cowboy didn't care. They do it for 1 hour until Stepan knocked down the door which made the door stuck on Sunshine's neck and he fell head first and accidentally bit Cowboy's dick. "AHHH MY BALLS. THE HELL" Moon helped Sunshine up but the damn door was stuck was on his neck. William studied Kung Fu on his trip to China so he knew some ni hao. He karate chopped the door but broke his wrist "Oh Fuck that hurts." Stepan held him like the baby he is. "It is ok my friend. Daddy's got you shhh" The time machine opened up and everyone got their guns ready while stepan was rocking William and massaging his hand. Wanda walked in and was very confused. “Uhh.. wrong place… WAIT WHAT THE FUCK.. WILLIAM..” William got up from Stepan holding him. He took the pacifier out. "Oh uh hi Wanda." “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING.. WHAT THE HELL.. WHY IS THERE TWO NAKED PEOPLE WITH GUNS?” "Maybe it's best to leave yeah..mhm..bye see you at home" He kissed her. “I'M NOT LEAVING UNTIL YOU TELL ME WHATS GOING ON YOU BIG BABY” "uh well they kidnapped me and yeah. I'm in a house with some freaks" Bailey got her whip out “DO YOU REALLY THINK IM A DARN FREAK YOU FUCKIN NIGGER” "No you're not a freak.." he hid behind Wanda. “WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING BIG DADDY WADDY HUGGY FUGGY BABY WABBY WILLIAM??” William introduced her to everyone. "We are wanted criminals…SAdlyWANDA I HAVE A CRIMINAL RECORD IN THIS UNIVERSE NOOOOOO" “aww thats so sad.. Well wanna come back home? Yes ok” "But my um hand? I was being taking cared of but sure." “ill make it feel better at home just come on” Stepan picked up William and pushed Wanda. "Shut up he is the child of mine." Miksha punched Stepan. "Or we can fucking have a kid of our own??" Rasputin got up from the gun wound. "Da! We all 3 can have a kid!" "I don't think it works like that buddy, '' said miksha. “That statement you just made was grammatically incorrect you’re Russian and he's african american it doesn’t really make sense." Sock and Buskin started mocking her "HAHAHAHA That statement you just made was grammatically incorrect! Haha" "Grammatically…what a sad sad incorrect word.." Buskin started crying. Stepan picked up Wanda and threw her in the time machine and pressed some random numbers then B.C. "Da..Goodbye for good" the time machine beeped and nothing happened “i need to press the numbers in order for it to work" "Oh. Well let me take care of my kid." He sat back down with William and sat him on his lap, bandaging his hand and brushing his hair. Miksha was watching Stepan. "Oh he's such a good dad Rasputin. Such a nice guy."
“WHAT THE FUCK.. UHH.. I AM LEAVING.. AND WILLIAM IS COMING WITH ME” she grabs william and presses 2022 A.D Stepan grabbed on the time machine but fell to the ground after it went away. they go back home. Stepan looked at the only thing he had left of William..his glasses. "At least glasses stay with me. I love you my child." He hugged the glasses but they disappeared. "NOOOOOOO" He started crying and grabbed all the vodka he could get and chugged every single one of them. "My beard is the only thing Soviet love..no no i see the clouds right??" He was drunk finally and delusional so Miksha smashed a glass on his head to make him fallHEN ut. Then someone knocked on the door. "Da! I get it this time!" Rasputin opened it “uhm.. Package for Milksha..? Tbh thats a bad name for child.”Stepan got mad and he was still drunk. "You think we have child? No! NO WE DONT KYLE!" He was talking to the wall. Rasputin turned him around "NO you are not my mom with a hat!" Miksha hit him in the head with glass and he fell out. "Shek Shek Shek..i mean шаг..шаг..шаг" “um.. Im just here to give stuff and leave plus what you just did could get you in jail! I know because im also a cop but act like you never heard that because ill be back when you do bad stuff”
"Da! We don't do box traps!" Rasputin drop kicked them. Sunshine who still had that door stuck on his neck was still trying to get it off. "HELP ME FUCKING HELP ME IM DYING." Stepan smiled and carried him outside in the 14 degree weather. "Da this is fun.." he got a chainsaw"NO NOOOOOO" Everyone could here screams outside but nobody looked. A few hours later, stepan threw him back inside and he had splinters all in his neck and it was bleeding.  "That..was.. horrifying..don't be a doctor..please.." Stepan noticed the splinters. "Oh we not done yet!" He grabbed him by the neck and dragged him outside but moon comes outside and grabs sunshine by his hand. “I may not be stronger but I can try to help..” Stepan didn't let go of sunshine. "I be gentle ok? I'll be very gentle da.." “i really dont trust you maybe let me do it..” "Da fine..but I'll watch you do it" he let go of Sunshine making him hit the ground. She went inside with sunshine in her arms “ill make sure your okay! I played doctor when i was 5 i know how to do this” she went into the bedroom and turned on a heater “its very cold out there i have to keep you warm" Stepan pulled up a chair to watch. "No no moon listen. He is not sick from cold..Cold is sick of HIM. He has to get foot amputated." He got his chainsaw and started it up. "AHHHHHH NOOO NOOOO" “PUT THAT CHAINSAW DOWN I KNOW HOW TO DO THIS” "Yes i see. His neck is bleeding.." He wrapped bandages around his neck but made them tighter and tighter. "Da there we go" "I-IT HURTS THEY ARE GOING IN MY NECK AHHH ITS CHOKING MEE" Moon takes off the bandages “no no no first i have to get rid of the splinters! This wont hurt just a bit!”
"Da yes but i help too! I promise to be gentle i swear on my Mighty Soviet union!" He had his toes crossed in his boots. “I dont trust you so no.. and stop that your fingers are supposed to be behind your back." Stepan didn't care and grabbed sunshine and ran to his room locking the door then slamming him against the wall. "Da this won't hurt." He got a surgical knife but before he could cut him moon broke down the door “didn't i say i was gonna do it stepan? You really dont listen do you?” she took the surgical knife from him and threw it out the window and grabbed sunshine and went back to her room “sorry about that stepan was just being a little bit rude.. Anyway let me help you sun” "PLEASE DO THEY HURTT AHHHH" she helps him. Back in The cowboy's room, he was grooming the fuck outta bailey
"Mm I love minor bodies..so small and young and innocent." Sock and Buskin was in there with them just hiding. "SMALL LIKE YOUR DICK! HAHAHA" Buskin pushed sock for the first time. "Shut the hell up Sock.." Sock stood up and kicked him to the ground "Remember who you're talking to you little sad freak" Buskin got up and kicked him back. Everyone started watching. "I'm not the sad freak..you are you..you..bitch" Sock started laughing. "HAHAHAHA OK BUD IM BETTER ITS BETTER BEING ME NOT YOU" Sock tried to take off Buskin's mask but he dodged him. "You really think i wouldn't see that coming..we are Litterly the same.." He took sock's mask off but sock hid his face and punched the fuck out of Buskin. "NO NO DONT LOOK AT ME HAHAHA" Sock found his mask and put it back on and Stepan picked them both up. "Timeout da..we have lots of fun in timeout!" He brought his hammer with him too. And left with both of them. The time machine appeared and it was William Johnson. "MY SON!" "Hey step-" Stepan hugged him and put his pacifier in his mouth. "Da. Let's go on walk outside in 14 degree weather!" Stepan took off his shirt and William's too and went outside. The cowboy was not practicing safe sex with Bailey. He had no protection. "Ever had kids before?" “nope..” "Well ya about to have some now." He came in her. "Ahh yes minor bodies FUCKK.." Sunshine started punching their new door like he hadn't learned his lesson the first time and his fist got stuck he tried pulling out and it got out. But The cowboy opened the door too hard and smashed Sunshine against the wall. "OWWW WHAT'S THAT FOR? I COULD'VE BROKEN MY RIB." Stepan walked up to Sunshine and looked down at him with a smile. "Did you say Broken rib?" He had a hammer and nail and he carried sunshine by the foot to his Butchering room to "fix" his broken rib. Moon walks in “hey uh.. No sir nope nope let me do this again” Stepan pinned her to the wall and nailed her up there. "Shut up before i kiss you.." “OWW.. THIS FUCKING HURTS.. OWWWW..” "now let's fix that rib!" He got his hammer and nail and there was a whole lot of screaming. It took 4 hours and he was done. "THERES A NAIL STICKING OUT MY SKIN WHAT THE FUCK" Sunshine passed out from shock but stepan carried him to his room gently and tucked him in the bed and kissed him on the forehead. "Now let's try again.." He pulled the nail out and put hand sanitizer on the womb to clean it. He stitched it and he was back to normal. "Night night sunshine." Stepan went back to moonlight. "You piss me off, yes ?" “owww.. Let me go this fucking hurts so bad.. please..” He got close to her. "You look pretty not as pretty as Miksha but pretty and i think you are cute yes." He took her off the wall but kept her pinned. “Uhh.. thanks? But i have sunshine…” "I see i know..but understand ok? The love is pretty..but the pretty isn't always lovely." He kissed her hand and let go of her and walked away. Sock decided to preform a magic trick. "HAHAHA watch this everyone! On 3 I'ma make 2 random people appear." "I-i don't know.. last time you did this you made gymsanity come and forced us to do 4000 push ups.. "SHUT IT HAHAHA 3…2….1!" He snapped his fingers and Partygoer and Party pooper appeared. "UH Oh..I think you we're right on this one Buskin.." “WHERE IN THE FUCK ARE WE PARTYPOOPER? =)" "I-i don't know. I promise i didn't do this i swear! =(" “WHO THE FUCK IS THIS COPY OF ME.. your kinda cute ngl BUT I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING =)” "HAHAHAHA I'm sock! And that's my twin Buskin. Yeah! Mhm." Sock took buskin somewhere private. "We aren't gonna be virgins anymore let's FUCK HER! HAHAHAHA"  "I-i don't know..i don't wanna get someone pregnant..I'm very terrible at my job of a dad." "HAHAHAH Oh my brother shut the fuck up!" They come back. "I think I'ma tell any wanderers to not Join that fun..=(" “dont you dare you little fucking shit! =)” "I don't have to listen to you.. =(" “YOU LISTEN TO ME EVERY DAY OK? YOU BETTER OR ILL TAKE THAT UGLY ASS MASK OFF OF YOUR FACE YOU FACELESS FREAK! =)” "I'm sorry..=(" “you better be now where in the fuck are we did we come in a new level or something?=)" Stepan walked in on accident. "Uh um hello?? Nice new clothes sock and buskin! You kinda got a little fat sock..maybe it's the yellow. Eh i don't think it fits you sock. What's with the red smile eh idc..Buskin! You look amazing! Love the blue mask!" He sat down and watched them while he was eating popcorn and vodka. “Listen ok? Im not some very cute guy ok? Im a girl IM NOT SOCK IM PARTYGOER! =)” "Da..ok ok..so you are different genders now? Ok..i support i guess..nice new name Partygoer!" Partypooper sat next to Stepan. "I'm not sock I'm partypooper. It's not good to talk to her..she makes these human cupcakes-..=(" “can you stfu partypooper i would never make you into a cupcake and eat you.=)” Stepan dranked his 50th vodka bottle "Da makes sense..so yellow is girl and blue is boy? Then where's sock and Buskin? Eh nevermind them I like the hoodie guy he's my best friend now." He gives partypooper a vodka bottle. "da. Cheers my friend" "cheers..? =(" “what the fuck bro.. I want some thats not fair.. =)”    "life isn't fair! AHAHAHAHA" said sock "How about you and your friend come see me and Buskin in our bedroom?" “well ok come on partypooper =)” "ok.. =("  "da.. bye bye! Yellow and blue!" In the bedroom Sock started laughing and kissed her everywhere. Buskin and partypooper just watched. "I-i dont know..what if i get her pregnant?" He started crying on partypooper. "I don't think she would care..she thinks everything is fun..=(" “you know you kissing me is like super fun =)” "HAHAHA really? That's great! AHAHAHAHA!" He started touching her while kissing and laughing still. "I-it seems too touchy.." Buskin started crying more."i could get a virus..or a plague..like the bubonic plague.." "Have you ever touched a girl in your entire existence…?=(" Buskin shook his head no and laid on Partypooper. "You seem to like me..=(" He started touching Buskin and rubbing his back. “Mmm~ um this would be more fun if someone else was touching me~.. =)” Sunshine finally woke up and heard them and banged in their door but it was locked. He back up and ran straight to it but forgot it was a fucking metal door and got knocked out. "Yeah hahahaha! It would be fun right BUSKIN?" He shook his head and started crying more. "How does your hoodie feel partypooper..?" "Hm the same way it feels to be hugged??? =(" "Oh..idk what you mean by that but ok.." "hey let her suck your dick..i promise you'll feel better..=("  "o-ok..i hope you're right.." Buskin went up to Partygoer. “Uh.. do i just.. Suck? Is it fun? =)” "s-sure.." after 15 minutes she was able to make him cum. He sat back next to partypooper. "I-it..felt amazing.." he said as he laid back on him. "But what's the hugging feeling like..?" Partypooper hugged him. "Friends..?=(" "Sure. Never had one before but as long as you keep hugging me.." In the kitchen, Rasputin was cooking for lucina and he was gonna show her it. "Da! I'm making Lucina's favorite dish! Gasoline? Oil? Hmmm.. gasoline sounds like a food item!" He poured gasoline in the pan and a whole fire happened the house started burning. Everyone had to leave and now the only thing they got is Moon's car.