Cut to a shot of whale creatures swimming around outside the Blues & Reds' base
Dylan:(voice over) You know the story of Jonah?
Cut to Jax and Dylan in the base watching the whale things through a window.
Jax: Mm, that does ring a bell. Was that on ?
Dylan: The Bible, actually. Jonah was swallowed whole by a whale.
Jax: Belly of the beast, huh? Sounds like this "Bible" ripped off Aliens.
Dylan: I feel a bit like Jonah right now. But this whale has secrets. I dunno about you but I am sick of being sidelined.
Jax: Ooh! Are we gonna do some snooping around?
Dylan: Nooo, I'm gonna do some snooping around.
Jax: Oh, come on, you know I could help! I don't know if you've noticed, but I'm pretty good at randomly bumping into things that move the plot forwards?
Dylan: You've got something more important to do. I need you to distract someone while I look around. (whispering) I think the Blues and Reds have Sarge spying on us.
Sarge: (off screen) NUH-UH!
Cut to reveal Sarge watching them from across the room.
Sarge: (suspiciously) I, uh, I was just walkin' by! I didn't hear you say exactly what you said just now! (walking away) See ya later ! Bye! Gotta go! Woo!
Jax: (beat) I think you might be onto something.
Cut to Jax approaching Sarge while Dylan watches from the shadows.
Jax: Hi, there... Mr. Sarge.
Sarge: *grunts*
Jax: (hesitant beat) Sarge, have you ever considered a life in show business?
Sarge: Ha! That's ridiculous. Show biz is a young man's game. And I was an old man when your old man was a young man. Young man.
Jax: Not necessarily. Some people do get into it late- eh later.
Sarge: Well, despite my chiseled frame and iconic eyebrows... I, am a soldier! Not a movie star!
Jax: Ya' know, you remind me of R. Lee Ermey. He was a marine. A real one like you. He was consulting on Fullmetal Jacket and he was so good that Kubrick cast him in the actual film right then and there!
Sarge: Really? Well, ain't that a wing dinger!
Jax: I'm actually writing a military drama myself at the moment. (walking away) But if your not interested, I guess I could check with Surge. Apparently he studied at Julliard.
Sarge: Halt!
Jax stops.
Sarge: (cont'd) Now don't you go puttin' words in my mouth! I never said I wasn't interested. Now what exactly is this movie about?
Jax: It's a military courtroom drama about a drill sergeant who has to defend himself in court after an accident during a drill gets his whole squad killed.
Sarge: Sounds fantastic! I've long fantasized about Grif dying horribly during routine training exercises. When can I see the script?
Jax: Script? Ugh- Yes, of course. I-I mean once you have the part of course, of course. There's an audition first.
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Red Vs Blue Season 15 male oc
FanfictionA series of violent attacks across human space has people demanding answers. Who are these Reds and Blues? And why are they so bloody ruthless? Are they the same idiots we know? One reporter sets out to uncover the truth, determined to find out why...